Crackle tune

The mating call used by male owners of European hot boi hatches, namely Volkswagen's.

The crackle tune was invented to support the alphabet communities, it was so they could alert their boyfriends when nearing home.

This allows them time to douche and lube up for the imminent arrival of their man bun lover.

Did you see the guy with the man bun and the latte in the golf GTI? I bet his crackle tune brings all the boys to the yard.

by Swellestgorgon February 16, 2022

Crackle-Smackin

One is crackle-smackin when wearing a new set of veneers that are much appreciated by homeboys, haters, and ratchets of the community... The veneers must be made of porcelain (known by some as crackleware) and emit a florescent glow when compared to it's immediate surroundings.

The -smackin suffix refers to the proximity of the veneers to the lips and mouth

Person one: Ay mang, what dat be?!?! Da po-po spotlight o something?!

Person two: Naw G, that Rae Rae new grill n shit!Think he dropped a band on dem thangs...

Person one: Crackle-smackin!!

by Grumshot October 8, 2014

Crackle cheeks

When you are holding a fart in but it’s slowly leaking out, causing your butt cheeks to crackle.

Ex whew I’m glad I made it to the toilet in time, I was getting major crackle cheeks!

by Topada mornin toya May 14, 2018

Snatch crackle and pop

When you eat milk and cereal out of a girls vagina.

“We have just enough cereal to snatch crackle and pop tonight”

by 5n4tch December 15, 2022

Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

Snap & Crackle

No Pop. Emerging music genre

Jane: I love the new Sara Jade song ! What genre of music do you think she is?

John: Snap & Crackle......No Pop.

by Franklin T Rizzo December 5, 2020

Crackle Spackle

A rather simple way to block the view of some ones's plumber's crack. Wipe a blob and stick it where you can no longer view the specimen.

Wow man....that dude could use some Crackle Spackle....

by Samerella October 7, 2016