crabbing

Similar to planking or owling, it is a form of public trolling in which one walks in a sideways manner with their arms extended and hands forming pincers.

Did you see Zoidberg crabbing last night on Futurama?

by crabbingmonkey November 11, 2011

The Crab

The Crab is a sexual event where one guy is lifted up by his arms and legs and has his asshole placed on another guy's raging boner, and then lifted up and down on the guy's dick until the guy blows his load up the guy's ass.

Every now and then, the other cadets in my pod give me "The Crab."

by eda-skip December 1, 2022

crabs

word used that the "blood" gang that defines their enemy the "crips"

yo...lets go pop those 186 crabs

by NAVJULCAYAARONBRANJOEL December 28, 2005

crabs

A nickname for a woman who has pubic lice or has had the condition a number of times. Often wears the little critters as a badge of honor and adopts little pet names for each individual crab.

Crabs works at Costco, but beware she didn't get that nickname from selling seafood.

by Uglyyellowcar March 14, 2008

crabs

sit or stand on the seat, Andrews crabs jump 10 feet.

well, yeah they do man. it ain't pretty some guy died last week from itchin all day.

by instigationmachine September 12, 2004

Crabs

Lice that is called crabs when on humans. When on animals its called mange. It burrows into the hair follicle.

Crabs causes scratching, hair follicles bumpy from lice burrowing, hair falling out. Can be transmitted from toilet seats, from dog to dog, human to human, very contagious.

by Dr. Some day October 18, 2008

Crabs

Wounded bird hunters.

The crabs proceeded to surround the wounded bird and call the squirrel meeting. They picked the perfect spot so the bird's girl could see.

by Solid Mantis December 3, 2020