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coffieum

When your boss tells you he’s going to stay and help after hours, then actually leaves home
My boss told me he was going to stay after hours to help but he decided to leave home instead; he just coffieum me!
by DizzledizzletheOG May 28, 2024
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Confie

1. Confie (verb): (Con-fee) To con a customer via using hidden fees for a mediocre product (particularly used in shady business practices).
2. Confie (verb): To f**k somebody over (general).
3. Confie (verb): To have sexual intercourse (particularly from the man’s perspective of penetration).
4. Confie (noun): Excrement, as in to take a fat sh*t/confie.
Tom: Oh my God, I can’t believe how much money I just spent to start this insurance policy. They told me this was the best policy in the state.
Gary: You at least read the paperwork right?
Tom: I just clicked the esign boxes like they told me to.
Gary: You got confie’d hard bro. I hope they at least mailed you a bottle of Vaseline afterwards.
Tom: …
by The Six Symbol May 13, 2025
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"Ah such a Josh Corfield there"
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Corey & Cowie

Similar to Peter and Jane, of the children's book series, published by the beloved LadyBird group. North Yorkshire slang, termed by my mate Dan from Stokesley, to describe male and female genitalia.
That lass has a battered Cowie ‘cos Big Stan and The Hipthrusters have smashed her with his massive Corey’.. Cowie female, Corey male. Corey & Cowie respectively
by Bigger Cockwomble August 21, 2020
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Mc cowie

Wen ordering a mc cowie, u don’t actually want food as your off ya nut!! But all u want is more cowie
Large mc cowie please!! Extra cowie and cowie sauce. With extra cowie on the side.
by Ronnald mc cowie September 10, 2021
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