A most joyous of creatures, the pinicle of God'
s work, a great monument of triumph to both milk and beef alike. Cows are capable of producing a most soothing "moo" sound (and rather the large amount of methane
gas from their rear ends) cows are in my mind and the minds of the vast majority of sentient beings in our fair universe believe that God'
s grandest creation was not man, nor was it pigs nor
sheep nor horses (please excuse the
pun) neigh, they are the cows
In the
name of the fillet, the rump and the holy
milk, we praise our Lord cow,
Amen