Covfefe

The new hip way to say "coffee".

"Hey sally, you wanna get a covfefe later?"
"A what?"
"A covfefe!"
"A covfefe?"
"Yeah!"
"Sure."

by Big D you know me May 31, 2017

Covfefe

When the Ambien kicks in right in the middle of your tweet.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by Doctor Obvious May 31, 2017

Covfefe

Something you say when you're an imbecile, who may or may not be the leader of the free world.

I've got a lot of bad covfefe

by BoltYourDoor May 31, 2017

Covfefe

having suddenly passed out or suffered a stroke, likely while sitting on the toilet.

despite all the negative press covfefe

by rusty spaceman May 31, 2017

Covfefe

a) Blatant lie, bullshit, crap, untruth, nonsense, excrement, stupid.

b) Anything a politician says.

Everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is covfefe.

by progressiveconversation June 01, 2017

Covfefe

A typo made on social media while taking a crap.

That's not what I meant to tweet; I just ate the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake and made a covfefe.

by trumpisunfit May 31, 2017

Covfefe

The garbled sound you make when you don't know the answer to something or your not sure what you're talking about and is used in conjunction with clearing one's throat.

"The atomic weight of unobtainium is thirty-covfefe"

by Maxzmillion May 31, 2017