Order in the court

The act of using one’s penis as a makeshift gavel to strike a surface. One must loudly exclaim “ORDER IN THE COURT” as they strike said surface.

“Order in the court!” Bill shouted.

Bill brought so much order to Steve’s court that Steve was knocked unconscious.

by Hammer of Jesus January 29, 2019

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courtesy reboot

The courtesy reboot occurs when you are using your computer for a time-sensitive purpose, such as writing a report or making a presentation in a meeting. Without notice or even a BSOD, your screen blanks out and your computer reboots. On restart you frequently receive a cheery "update installed!" message, which makes your blood boil.

Presenter: Now let's take a look at the FY09 budget numbers, which we need submit in the next 20 minutes.

(Screen blanks out)

Attendee: Looks like you're going to have to wait for that courtesy reboot first, pal.

by Shelley McIntyre April 30, 2008

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courtesy sheet

A sheet that is put down when fucking on a bed that is not your own. The sheet serves as a barrier between sex juices and your friends bed.

Hey Lee, you can only fuck on my bed if you put down a courtesy sheet first.

by DJTrance December 9, 2008

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Courtesy Fries

Slang for free french fries. In the 'hood, when placing an order at a fast food restaurant, order something very inexpensive but then ask if you can have some "courtesy fries with that?" Chances are, you'll get a free order of fries.

"Lemme git a small Frosty....and.....uh....can I git some courtesy fries with that?"

by Homey de Plume June 19, 2019

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The Court of Owls

The Court of Owls is a terrorist group in Batman comics. They have been around for centuries and fight to bring down the local government. They are highly skilled assassins who kill politicians. Their most famous line before the kill is “The Court of Owls, has sentenced you, to DIE”

Mark: Oh I really hate that new professor
Timmy: Why don’t you hire the Court of Owls to take care of that sunovabitch

by Tall Onion May 2, 2019

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did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?

The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')

Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"

by mentally challenged ladder February 1, 2021

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