cutting cord

To excrete feces in regular lengths so as to have the appearance of freshly-cut cord

It looks so pretty once mom's finished cutting cord in there!

by Fecologist November 30, 2004

get on cord

used to tell your friend to get on discord

"yo, get on cord"
"you on cord"
"hop in cord"

by wavyyy October 07, 2019

cumbilical cord

When two bodies are connected by a string of cum (usually from stomach to stomach post pull out)

Yeah he pulled out and ejaculated on my stomach. That’s when I realised we created our first cumbilical cord

by Pseudocream68 February 13, 2018

Bundy Cord

A long nylon covered rubber band used to retrieve sex toys after anal sex.

Ammon, remember to attach that bundy cord so it doesn't get stuck and occupy a place where it's not wanted.

by deKunstenaar January 22, 2016

Umbollockle cord

A pubic hair which gets trapped in your flys making it impossible to stand up without hurting your scrotum

I tried doing my zip up under the table cos I could feel a draught round my todger, but when I went to stand up I thought I was gonna pull my ballbag off! It was trapped by an umbollockle cord!

by Nuphagus December 26, 2019

Para cord

A code word used when you are so upset that you want to off urself.

Brevin : Bro, I’m gonna pull out the para cord

Gay Mexican Men : Damn, don’t do that

by User 386472819191 June 08, 2022

Taking A Cord

The art of taking a big shit, usually wet, usually flaming hot as it leaves your asshole.

I’m taking a cord right now, I’ll call you later.

by WhoNeverLearns October 26, 2018