fear of interacting with an unemployed person for fear that whatever caused him or her to be unemployed will transfer to you. Originally used by John Stewart on the Daily Show.
After I lost my job, all of my "friends" suddenly became too busy to spend time with me. I guess I have unemployment cooties.
by wouldaben January 04, 2011
why the school nurse sometimes sends people home to have their hair combed out for li'l bitty varmints crawling around in it; also known as Lice Chex.
by jimmiedavurdmeister August 14, 2007
by pacodiablo February 15, 2004
Girl 1: Girl, Susan and I were scissoring last week' and now I think I have booty cooties.
Girl 2: Welcome to the jungle (to the tune of guns n roses)
Girl 2: Welcome to the jungle (to the tune of guns n roses)
by dongjohnson March 17, 2015
Before I went on the date with my new girlfriend my mother told me to "wear a condom cuz she might have cooter cooties"
by Big Jenny March 26, 2009
after ejaculating into a vagina, the woman presses her gooey snatch against a guys bare leg or wherever available, leaving a cummy wet spot.
Ben: ewww! what the fuck is that!?
Halie: (pulling away with a slosh sound) hahahaha!!!
Ben: oh my God, did you just cootie stamp me?
Halie: (pulling away with a slosh sound) hahahaha!!!
Ben: oh my God, did you just cootie stamp me?
by Ben&halie November 20, 2012
Eww! Who's that cooty queen.
by jophaaaaant January 16, 2011