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mint-condish

guy: Are you going to come get that old green sofa out of my basement or what?

girl: Yeah I want it, it's mint-condish. You don't see high quality furniture like that anymore.
by pluggymt November 8, 2009
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Redneck Air Conditioner

Underwear that has been dipped in water to be worn by itself while sitting in front of an electric fan.
Tom said it was so hot yesterday that he had to put on his Redneck Air Conditioner.
by NancyinGA July 6, 2008
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Condinoms

It's a portmanteau of the words condiment and nom.

More noms can be added to stress the deliciousness of condiment/food combination.
Ketchup and mustard are the perfect condinoms for bacon wrapped hot dogs.

OMG mayo on a burger is so condinomnomnomnom!
by Polyester.Specter January 9, 2011
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Ghetto Air Conditioner

A $10 box Fan Set up in an Open Window. Often by people to cheap to buy an air conditioning unit!!
Man That Leroy is a cheap bastard its 100 degrees out, He got Central Air and yet he got that Ghetto Air Conditioner goin full blast instead!!
by pza97 April 4, 2011
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Leave In Conditioner

'I was trying to blow a load on her face but she got some Leave In Conditioner too'
by Carolla Lacky October 4, 2013
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Concierge

A fancy name for a person that has access to Google and who's job is to search hotels, restaurants, airlines, etc. in order to book reservations for people that are too lazy and/or rich to do it themselves.
Concierge: Thank you for calling concierge services, how can I help you?
Mr. Smith: I'm flying into NYC this weekend and need to book the best hotel and booty bar please.
Concierge: Sure (googles "best hotel in NYC" then "best strip club in NYC" and proceeds to book reservations). Mr. Smith, your reservations have been made.
by JDL 2010 September 25, 2010
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4th conditional

4th conditional appears in your mind once you have pulled an all-nighter studying for the midterm the next day. Once you have went through already existing conditionals, you became hyperactive and invented 4th conditional with your friend.

The form of it is as follows:

If + überpast perfect + would + had + past participle

Überpast perfect is used to describe the action done before the action that happened before some other action. The form of überpast perfect is as follows:

hadden (überpast participle of "to have") + past participle

Once you have realised you have invented the 4th conditional, it means that you have gone bonkers. It also means that you overdid it with studying.
Mathea: "If I had learned for that test, I would have been able to pass it."
Marco: "If I hadden been busy with 4chan, I would had learnt for that test."
Mathea: "What is that, a 4th conditional?!"
Marco: "I guess."
Mathea: "We overdid it, man."
by Cyratos April 17, 2010
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