Concierge

A hired servant who carries out menial and effortless tasks for a very low wage - essentially the closest thing in 21st Century Western civilisation to a slave.

Alex: "I heard you're a concierge now?"
Dooze: "I am, what do you need?"
Alex: "Can you give me a lift to pick up my new car?"
Dooze: "That'll be forty quid"
Alex: "...how about a zoot?"

by Veseylad50 July 10, 2017

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cookierama

When you are in your kitchen making cookies and a bunch of girls come out of nowhere and fuck you while eating your cookies

I was home one day and I had a Cookierama

by THEMAN1222 June 12, 2018

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Conkerhax

The man that rapes trees

Conkerhax saw a sexy tree in the park and he rapped it

by Cpt.Qweef June 28, 2018

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Conkirk

To agree beyond the meaning of agreement. To know in your bones that u agree

“The ghost flavor really is crazy high this time of year.”
“I conkirk”

by Ladywhorley November 3, 2019

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1. A life loving gun nut.
A 'conker' believes in the legalization of psychedelic and therapeutic substances such as cannabis, mushrooms, LSD and MDMA (for PTSD). A conker wants nothing more than to own a summertime lakeside cabin to share with friends, family and their significant other. Some conkers are obsessed with the 5th dimension. Conkers are happy breadwinners, a conker loves nothing more than a stack of freshly minted bills to give to their family.

Fred: "Bob is always packing that Wilson Combat EDC X9."
Sam: "Bob's such a conker!"

by A conker February 9, 2020

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