confirmative

The word a Zeus uses instead of affirmative or confirmed when s/he is unable to make up their mind

Soldier: "Broadway can we get an arsenal"
Broadway: "Confirmative"

by Unicron5120 July 7, 2017

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Wipe to Confirm

The act of wiping your butt a last time to confirm that your hole is clean and completely rid of crap. Used to reaffirm the suspicion that you've finished wiping when your previous fold of toilet paper is stainless.

Derived from the phrase, "Swipe to Confirm"

John: Man, my ass is itchy...
Dale: You sure you wiped properly, bro?
John: Nah I was in a rush man, didn't have time to check
Dale: Dayum! That's nasty! I always check properly before I leave... Wipe to Confirm, Wipe to Confirm, man

by John Dale August 15, 2012

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I confirm that

Common Youtube comments phrase, usually confirming that they live in this country of the world and can apparently spell perfect English

As an (insert nationality here) i confirm that

by IntergalactalEnergy April 6, 2023

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Confirmed profiles only

Usually a dating site with tons of fake profiles

Oh hey this dating site has Confirmed profiles only
That's fake

by Aliens are real?!? December 19, 2022

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Habitual false confirmation bias

The tendency for an individual to wrongly come to a conclusion, largely due to that individuals obsession with a specific item or idea.

Danny states "Product X is only available on Apple IPhones, therefore Iphones are better." When in reality, Danny has an unhealthy obsession with Apple products and is rejecting the obvious signs that androids are better products. Danny is committing habitual false confirmation bias.

by I'mBetterThanYou2 December 1, 2023

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