chris colfer

an amazing, flawless, beautiful angel sent from heaven who is also a sex god.

i love chris colfer so much

by klainerxo September 18, 2011

scotch conference

a fake meeting/consultation which is actually an excuse to go out drinking (usually but not fundamentally scotch ).

sorry; I cant make it to your Bar Mitzvah, I have an important scotch conference.

by jdvb May 10, 2010

Redneck Conference Call

One central figure uses two entirely separate phones and phone lines on speaker phone within hearing distance of each other to converse with multiple people in one conversation.

Hey Bob, I got 3 tickets to the football game, I was thinking that we could take Bert if he's available." "Hold on Ernie I will get the other phone and start a redneck conference call to ask Bert if he can join us.

by Angieliza September 14, 2010

concert junkie

One who goes to many concerts

That dude is a complete concert junkie, he's been to at least 4 concerts this week.

by SamTheConcertWhore December 8, 2013

Shower Concert

Singing or performing in the shower because you are feeling creative and outgoing because of the great POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE in the shower. Usually cursed when nobody is nearby.

I always love to have a shower concert once I reach home from work.

In my opinion,shower concerts are a great way to start your day.

by Lildrav April 6, 2020

sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert

Sweating. Alot

laura: OMG Mr Edmonds sweats alot
robert: it's gross
jarrod: Yeah he is sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert

by fleur de Borris September 19, 2009

concerned women for America

a bunch of bible-reading fat ugly slags who doesn't notice that their husbands are screwing gorgeous liberal women.

concerned women for America... the only thing you should be concerned about are your husbands infidelity

by AndreaCow December 10, 2006