*concussive narwhal syndrome (n.) - { sydromius concussive narwhalius } the result of getting into boxing match with a narwhal and getting hit, resulting in a severe concussion. followed by narwhal syndrome which can cause the victim to rapidly turn into a narwhal and/or the following:
bruises, sores, headaches, blisters, temporary blindness, diabetes, hearing loss, concussions, acne, congestion, deepening of the voice, impairment, lung cancer, OCD, alektorophobia, Mexico, racism, fever, rapid change in skin color, stupid, brain aneurysms, ADHD, insomnia, binge eating, bipolar depression, color blindness, pregnancy, Jake from state farm, dementia, hallucinations, household object eating disorder, heart failure, t-rex disease, lactose intolerance, obesity, swelling, standing on walls, high cholesterol, claustrophobia, compulsive cannabilism, Canada, phobophobia, chronic liver failure, dyslexia, back pain, asthma, COPD, pollen allergies, corpse husband, PTSD, black plague, hysteria, carbon monoxide poisoning, genesis, rapid change in race, hanahaki disease, chronic shrinking, autism, bioterorism, couch potato syndrome, dad went to get milk disorder, death, armageddon, disbelief in narwhals, etc.
* this is not real
UPDATE on concussive narwhal syndrome study: it causes everything, you can't hide. you have it. your mom has it. your dog has it. the weed in your front yard has it.
narwhals rule over us
bruises, sores, headaches, blisters, temporary blindness, diabetes, hearing loss, concussions, acne, congestion, deepening of the voice, impairment, lung cancer, OCD, alektorophobia, Mexico, racism, fever, rapid change in skin color, stupid, brain aneurysms, ADHD, insomnia, binge eating, bipolar depression, color blindness, pregnancy, Jake from state farm, dementia, hallucinations, household object eating disorder, heart failure, t-rex disease, lactose intolerance, obesity, swelling, standing on walls, high cholesterol, claustrophobia, compulsive cannabilism, Canada, phobophobia, chronic liver failure, dyslexia, back pain, asthma, COPD, pollen allergies, corpse husband, PTSD, black plague, hysteria, carbon monoxide poisoning, genesis, rapid change in race, hanahaki disease, chronic shrinking, autism, bioterorism, couch potato syndrome, dad went to get milk disorder, death, armageddon, disbelief in narwhals, etc.
* this is not real
UPDATE on concussive narwhal syndrome study: it causes everything, you can't hide. you have it. your mom has it. your dog has it. the weed in your front yard has it.
narwhals rule over us
gabby: " yea, my dad doesn't believe in narwhals"
riley: "oh- he must have concussive narwhal syndrome"
riley: "oh- he must have concussive narwhal syndrome"
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1.) Billy (customer): Hey, Reg! I'd like a chili cheese dog.
Regina (concessionalist): A chili cheese dog? That's odd. Are you sure you don't want a fruit salad?
Billy: No. I just want a chili cheese dog.
Regina: Are you sure?
Billy: You know what? I'll just be back later.
2.) Jessica (customer): I would like a small bag of popcorn, please.
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Jessica: Yes please.
Jason: What else?
Jessica: That will be all.
Jason: That's it?
Jessica: Yep. That's it.
Jason: Are you sure you don't want something to drink, perhaps?
Jessica: No. Just popcorn.
Jason: And that's all?
Jessica: Yeah.. um, actually, just forget about it. My friend's got some. We'll just share.
Jason: Share?
Regina (concessionalist): A chili cheese dog? That's odd. Are you sure you don't want a fruit salad?
Billy: No. I just want a chili cheese dog.
Regina: Are you sure?
Billy: You know what? I'll just be back later.
2.) Jessica (customer): I would like a small bag of popcorn, please.
Jason (concessionalist): A bag of popcorn?
Jessica: Yes please.
Jason: What else?
Jessica: That will be all.
Jason: That's it?
Jessica: Yep. That's it.
Jason: Are you sure you don't want something to drink, perhaps?
Jessica: No. Just popcorn.
Jason: And that's all?
Jessica: Yeah.. um, actually, just forget about it. My friend's got some. We'll just share.
Jason: Share?
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(in polygamous societies) a man who lives with a woman but has lower status than her husband or husbands.
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