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concussive narwhal syndrome

*concussive narwhal syndrome (n.) - { sydromius concussive narwhalius } the result of getting into boxing match with a narwhal and getting hit, resulting in a severe concussion. followed by narwhal syndrome which can cause the victim to rapidly turn into a narwhal and/or the following:

bruises, sores, headaches, blisters, temporary blindness, diabetes, hearing loss, concussions, acne, congestion, deepening of the voice, impairment, lung cancer, OCD, alektorophobia, Mexico, racism, fever, rapid change in skin color, stupid, brain aneurysms, ADHD, insomnia, binge eating, bipolar depression, color blindness, pregnancy, Jake from state farm, dementia, hallucinations, household object eating disorder, heart failure, t-rex disease, lactose intolerance, obesity, swelling, standing on walls, high cholesterol, claustrophobia, compulsive cannabilism, Canada, phobophobia, chronic liver failure, dyslexia, back pain, asthma, COPD, pollen allergies, corpse husband, PTSD, black plague, hysteria, carbon monoxide poisoning, genesis, rapid change in race, hanahaki disease, chronic shrinking, autism, bioterorism, couch potato syndrome, dad went to get milk disorder, death, armageddon, disbelief in narwhals, etc.

* this is not real

UPDATE on concussive narwhal syndrome study: it causes everything, you can't hide. you have it. your mom has it. your dog has it. the weed in your front yard has it.

narwhals rule over us
gabby: " yea, my dad doesn't believe in narwhals"
riley: "oh- he must have concussive narwhal syndrome"
by gawrmochiii September 13, 2022
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concision

When someone tears apart your first draft and gives you about 500 suggestions on how to write it more concisely.
My paper bled red ink hardcore after that teacher's concision.
by Writing J February 13, 2009
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Concurrage

Used to show that one agrees with something without using an extended sentence.
Traditional:

Statement: "Howling 3: The Marsupials was the best movie ever!"
Response: "I agree wholeheartedly!"

Updated:

Statement: "Howling 3: The Marsupials was the best movie ever!"
Response: "Concurrage!"
by mickmok February 27, 2009
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Concessionalist

1.) The person working a concession stand that feels the need to ask you why you're ordering an item.
2.) The person working a concession stand that finds it difficult to resist the temptation to ask you what you'd like more than once.
1.) Billy (customer): Hey, Reg! I'd like a chili cheese dog.

Regina (concessionalist): A chili cheese dog? That's odd. Are you sure you don't want a fruit salad?

Billy: No. I just want a chili cheese dog.

Regina: Are you sure?

Billy: You know what? I'll just be back later.
2.) Jessica (customer): I would like a small bag of popcorn, please.

Jason (concessionalist): A bag of popcorn?

Jessica: Yes please.

Jason: What else?

Jessica: That will be all.

Jason: That's it?

Jessica: Yep. That's it.

Jason: Are you sure you don't want something to drink, perhaps?

Jessica: No. Just popcorn.

Jason: And that's all?

Jessica: Yeah.. um, actually, just forget about it. My friend's got some. We'll just share.

Jason: Share?
by Tie It Up In Me May 4, 2009
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concubro

A male version of a concubine.

A high end male mistress.

A promiscuous male.

(in polygamous societies) a man who lives with a woman but has lower status than her husband or husbands.
'hey did you know that Steve is sleeping with the head of a major corporation, he's such a concubro!'
by Concubros unite October 2, 2016
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Conchus Christ

A Mystical Conch formed in the depths of the Pacific Ocean to save the world from Conchageddon, and to spare souls from eternity in Davey Jones' Locker.
"Did you see that? Conchus Christ!"
by theslumpcxnch July 12, 2017
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Cancushin

When someone hits their head on the wall so many time they get a concussion.
Cooper jumped on the bed and hit the wall so many times that he was cancushined
by Disos October 2, 2021
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