concrete canoe

When you shit in a pool and it sinks to the bottom.

Lifeguard: Jimmy dropped a concrete canoe in the pool and I had to swim down and grab it.

by 222100965 April 8, 2016

concrete caveman

A solid white man who grew up in the hood.

There's Chris he's a concrete caveman he's not with the bullshit.

by Solo solid June 20, 2018

concrete status

When your d is so hard for it

Bae, I'm concrete status.. I can't go in the barn like this... It's like a productionon line.

by Xoxoittybittytitty October 22, 2015

The Concrete Wild

A form, or series of memorable, documented experiences that are usually drug-induced; Mainly by binges, and heavy ammounts of Marijuanna, and Dextromethorphan.

"Follow me into The Concrete Wild, where dreams and reality have no differences."

by epohnoj September 28, 2010

Kiss the Concrete

The act of recieving road rash after sliding across concrete, asphault, or gravel at speeds. Typicaly used when referring to wrecking a motorized open vehicle i.e. dirtbike, motorcycle, atv, etc.

Person- So i heard John decided to kiss the concrete three days after he bought his crotch rocket, that blows.

by whocares005 July 7, 2009

concrete cast on

A "concrete cast on" is another term used to describe a hard penis, BUT can only be used whilst traveling in a motor vehicle (or public transport of any sort).
It is most commonly used after someone has woken up from a short but tasteful nap, where an erection was not expected, or planned.

GUY 1: *asleep*
GUY 2: wake up dude, we've arrived at our destination
GUY 1: *wakes up* oh man I've got a raging concrete cast on right now!!

by jacky boy23 September 7, 2015

concrete rose

Capitalized, it is the title of Ashanti's third album. As defined by the artist herself, it is a representation of her music--a mixture of elements from hip-hop and R&B.

Ashanti considers Concrete Rose her best album to date.

by Penny Woods March 28, 2005