college

A place your mom went to, according to Napoleon Dynamite.

"Your mom went to college."

by Losti March 21, 2005

COLLEGE!

A phrase that can be yelled by any college student, excusing them for anything wrong or criminal they just did.

After college student sets fire to a cop car and pukes on it:

Cop: Your in big trouble son...why don't you come over here and...
Student: COLLEGE!!!!
Cop: Oh, haha....I understand. I did some crazy stuff in my younger days as well. Your free to go.

by COLLEGE March 25, 2008

College

Your in debt haha

Feck college

by Sudhrjsurhhd January 9, 2019

College

Originally a location of higher education, now it's a shitpost and it's honestly kinda funny

Person1:I honestly don't want to date any women

Person2: bro?!?!?!

Person1: until college

5 months later

Person1:hey guy-

Person2 : college

by mc!play konop May 15, 2021

College

Hell, where evil mongoloids and psycho exes go to die.

An empty threat to assassinate your enemys.

If this dog shits in my house again I'm sending him to college.

by someoneslittlesister April 5, 2016

college

fun place where everyone likes to study their topic, no one drinks or no parties ever happen

I just learned something on chemical nuclear science today, How about you?

by Steve Hamil May 13, 2005

college

place where you go to smoke fat joints and get soaking wet drunk toking alcohol bongs and getting blowjob+reacharound playing football at 3:00 am in college cafeteria building a self rolling joint.

yo on a scale from 1 to college...how college is that???

by CollegePimp303 October 18, 2008