Diet Coke

A drink people say is healthy, but is slowly killing them.

Honey want some diet coke with your tumors?

by Guy who works at Denny's November 25, 2019

diet coke lime

Bad, utterly terrible.

Quinn “Man Diet Coke lime is bad”
Genevieve “Yeah I agree, hey pass me my Diet Pepsi cherry”
Quinn “Sure thing dawg”

by Kearney13 May 12, 2019

Diet Coke

A drink marketed as a low-carb alternative to regular Coke. Works in so much that one or two sips of that glorified seltzer will actually dissuade you from finishing the whole can.

Diet Coke! Diet Coke! This is a sentence with Diet Coke in it!

by garcalej December 10, 2019

Diet Coke

A diet drink with approx. the same amount of calories as a round of jizz

Yo can you pass the diet coke?

by Kyomithewolf January 5, 2020

Diet Coke

Synonym for adderall.

Millennial: Hey dude I have a big exam tomorrow do you have Diet Coke?
Gen Z: Yeah bro I just got a new prescription.

by Xx_zer0c00l_xX January 18, 2020

diet coke

It's cocaine, but it's healthy cocaine

dude: yo I'm sniffing diet coke
other dude: who are you why are you on my house

by WhatsappuUltimateEdition November 26, 2023

diet coke (cock)

When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.

“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock)
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “

by thecockwhisperer November 30, 2021