diet coke

It's cocaine, but it's healthy cocaine

dude: yo I'm sniffing diet coke
other dude: who are you why are you on my house

by WhatsappuUltimateEdition November 26, 2023

Diet Coke

A drink marketed as a low-carb alternative to regular Coke. Works in so much that one or two sips of that glorified seltzer will actually dissuade you from finishing the whole can.

Diet Coke! Diet Coke! This is a sentence with Diet Coke in it!

by garcalej December 10, 2019

Diet Coke

A diet drink with approx. the same amount of calories as a round of jizz

Yo can you pass the diet coke?

by Kyomithewolf January 5, 2020

Diet Coke

A substitute for crack cocaine; gets you just as normal cocaine, but healthier.

No, I don’t do that shit, I only do Diet Coke.

by You mother is gay May 23, 2018

diet coke

Coca-cola but with no sugar

The diet coke tastes mid 🙄

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 18, 2025

Diet Coke

The code word for playing poker. This word is used on high school golf trips, so that the coach doesn’t understand what you are trying to do.

Hey Colin, want some Diet Coke when we get back to the room.

by Ruthirsty June 25, 2022

That’s Diet Coke

A phrase used to describe something that is blatantly differentiated from its counterparts — an allusion to online videos where creators try to blindly taste different sodas and guess Diet Coke correctly.

“I wasn’t sure which shoes to wear to the concert, until I put on my boots and I was like oh, “that’s Diet Coke”.

by Shawtytrifling May 8, 2025