An assurance, guarantee or promise that is only good for a period; it cannot be relied upon 100% because the guarantor will renege on their promise(s) in the face of severe trials (or heat).
Ray: But, he assured me he won't tell on me. That's why I'm shocked he did!
Jay: Wise up dude, that was obviously just a Cohen assurance!
Jay: Wise up dude, that was obviously just a Cohen assurance!
by m-fun February 11, 2019
Thinks he’s all bad by talking like a roadman, pu den mumz when actually he is just jewish and don’t have a forskin
by Joshcohenisanitty April 13, 2020
by Oilmeupdaddy420 August 06, 2021
she da chinkiest lesbian of role-play. Dis bitch got a new girl every day like idk whats wrong w/ her!!! She finds rice in her bed when she didnt even eat any that day and omg she's so dyke. Her bffl is Lil Zitty aka Hunter Cohen aka Natdaddy. Be careful bcuz Colin mite brake ur heart. She's such a slut like get out
by lilzitty December 07, 2011
"Have you seen the fast and the furious? That is the best movie of all time"
"Yeah, Rob Cohen made it"
"Yeah, Rob Cohen made it"
by Angus Brooks December 18, 2008
by PokecordWeebH November 09, 2018
"Steve Cohen is multi-billionaire lifelong fan in a sport that has no salary cap and only has eye on one thing"
by Eric01031 December 05, 2020