A total gagging whore who gets blasted in the face by anyone who will let her suck their dick. Typically has no self esteem and has had so many dicks in her that she is the lowest point of the evolution chain. Also has a sister who is the same, but acts like a princess. Also has Oprah arms.
Guy 1 "Boy, that Pam C. of Hampstead Maryland is a Squam Cum Blasted cock gobbler. She blew like 12 dudes last week."
Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."
Guy 1 "Mine too"
Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."
Guy 1 "Mine too"
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Get the cock-gobbler mug.A motorist who attempts to ingratiate himself or herself with traffic officers and avoid tickets by applying a bumper sticker that purports to support the police. See also copsucker
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Get the COCK~GOBBLE mug.Noun - a clumsy delinquent with no sense of presence outside of their own consciousness. In summary, their brain is so mushed and senile, that they spend their days eating green crayons under the impression that it resembles the taste of an apple.
Its origin derived from the early 14th Century, when Peter of Siena stubbed his toe and used the word in aggression to the rock.
Its origin derived from the early 14th Century, when Peter of Siena stubbed his toe and used the word in aggression to the rock.
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