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cockgoblin

plural:cockgobblins. def:
1. nasty lil things(that may have to do with cocks and/or goblins but not gobbling cock).
2. goblin of the cock.
Guy 1: "yeah bro, I haven't showered in a few days its so gnardcore."
Guy 2: " Thats fuckin disgusting your sproutin' some cockgoblins all right there."
by browneyedhurl February 1, 2009
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Cockgobling Cumguzzler

A Name For A Slutty Whore Slut That Give Blow Jobs To Many Guys (Usually More Than 3) At One Time And Lets Them Bust A Nut In His/Her Mouth
EX.1 Man Marie Is Such A Cockgobling Cum Guzzler
EX. 2 Dude! I Heard Joe Is A Cockgobling Cumguzzler
by Mr. Bryant March 5, 2011
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cockgoblin

Came into use in the early 2000s; originating in the midwest, by a cockney bastard; must be spoken in a high-pitched voice; usually address a male, often times any member of the 1994 Chicago Blackhawks.
Can be a noun or a verb: Goddamnit Belfour, you fucking cockgoblin, make a goddamn save!

Jesus, Goulet sure is cockgobblin' it up around the net tonight.
by GoBlues July 3, 2004
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cockgobbler

a special variety of gourmand who fills their belly with a very special variety of fried cock.
*forming* sure likes sucking on his very own succulent weiner, though i'm surprised such a thing can be eaten by a single human - what a cockgobbler!
by jacques.cocteau April 25, 2007
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cockgoggle

An insult that hints that the insultee is in dire need, of some goggles for his cock.
Shut the hell up you cockgoggle.
by Bob January 12, 2004
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Cockrobber

n. Medium insult, used to imply that the target tends to break into mortuaries and biology labs in order to steal severed penises to pleasure themselves with.
Go fuck yourself, cockrobber.
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cockgobbler

1. an insensitive asshole.

2. one who gobbles cock.
That cockgobbler stole my ride!
by MisterMojo October 13, 2007
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