Cockablockalitis

Cock blocker

That woman has a severe case of cockablockalitis.

by Penis blocker September 28, 2017

cockaloof

a bit of flesh bunting which is in another word for penis

jonny has got his cockaloof out

by Boom quisha January 28, 2018

Cockbooger

That little dribble of cum on the tip of your penis after a male orgasm.

Man after I jerked off I still had a cockbooger on my dick when I went to put my underwear back on. Shit's everywhere!

by ClitCommander May 30, 2018

Cockboozled

It means bamboozled but in reference to penises.

I have been cockboozled

by 000iiii March 19, 2018

Cockadoodledo

The action of a verb/noun expressing the act of drawing or writing with the help of one's penis on a surface, preferably snow.
Often misunderstood to be the sound produced by roosters.

Noun - I drank too much beer, it's time for a cockadoodledo under the stars.
Verb - What are you cockadoodledoing on your bedsheets? Maps of Europe?

by HiraetHome December 20, 2018

Cockadoodledoo

The sound farmers hate to wake up to so they grab their shotgun, put in their mouth, and shoot.

Cockadoodledoo!

Farmer:Shut up you settle shit *POW*

by Little-Idiot December 31, 2018

cockadoodlenoodle

When a male wakes up with lack of morning wood.

God damnit linda, I can’t fuck this morning.. I have a case of the cockadoodlenoodle.

by Tater-teeth March 11, 2019