cluster fuck

Compilation of raw, dirty London Acid Techno released by a record label called Cluster

by Adrian Jarvis September 18, 2003

Cluster fuck

When an orgy is crashed by a bunch of gay men, they then tie everyone up and rape the shit out of them

My ass is sore. i was having an orgy but some gay guys cluster fucked us!

by Amiable companion Friday September 15, 2010

Colonel Cluster Fuck

A very fitting nickname for George W. Bush, as given by Danny The Tourettes Guy.

Interviewer - What are your opinions on George W. Bush?
Danny - You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?
Interviewer - Yeah, him.
Danny - Fuck him! He's an asshole!

by A Profane Legacy December 28, 2008

walking cluster fuck

1. A particularly bad cluster fuck.
2. An apt description of the current President of the United States and his administration, which has screwed up everything over the past five years.

George Bush is one bad walking cluster fuck.

by jesster79 February 2, 2006

cluster waiting to fuck

A large or obviously sham filled situation that is doomed to failure, but much like the lemmings you can do nothing to stop it. Just hope when you encounter it in the wild that you are a voyeur and not a participant.

Johnny could obviously tell that the lemmings' summer retreat seminar and the Acapulco cliff diving competition was a cluster waiting to fuck and luckily he brought lube and a tripod.

by Stimmy & The Riffler October 8, 2008

Colonel Cluster Fuck

A new derogatory term referring to President George W. Bush. Popularized by Danny from tourretesguy.com

"What do you think about George Bush?"

"You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?"

by Lockdown91 June 7, 2007

Chinese Cluster Fuck

A Chinese Cluster Fuck is an especially egregious cluster fuck due to the combined incompetence of more people than can be counted.

"Then the cops showed up and it turned into an all-out chinese cluster fuck."

by snizzery August 8, 2008