Clocking

Clocking is the sexual technique of inserting one's penis inside a vagina and rotating it around like a clock. There are three main speeds, based on the three hands of a clock, the fastest being one rotation per minute, representing the seconds hand. The second fastest is one rotation per hour, representing the hour hand, and the slowest is one rotation per day, representing the hour hand which completes a rotation in 12 hours. Two of these rotations can be done within 24 hours, though one is done during the day and one is done during the night.

"I am clocking your mother in my bedroom tonight, Mohammad." said Abbad while chopping his goat.

by WillyDixon June 3, 2021

Clocked

Saying something is clocked is just a way to say it's old or boring

No cap, (insert something boring) is kinda clocked

by Adrik Ashburn July 10, 2023

Clock

An object loved not only by Chris Baker and Tom Fall but also just about everyone with a brain.
Used for telling the time of course.

Chris loves the clock!

by Guru March 10, 2004

clocked

The past tense of clock. To clock means to punch someone; mostly in the face.

The crazy moms clocked the skaters in the face during a skate park argument.

by Yad ecin a evah July 25, 2015

Clock

An very, VERY, hard punch. Usually used by people who can't think of any other word to use. Anyone who uses this word is not to be taken lightly, they will mess you up!

"You had better back off before I clock you!"

by PrettyMuchThat'sHowItIs April 5, 2015

Clock

A clitoris that's so big it's almost a cock.

I went down on this chick last night and her clock poked me in the eye.

by Jennnerz April 18, 2015

clocking

the art of fucking someone in the japseye

harry was caught clocking chris

by bigdogbellos December 15, 2011