clambake

The female corollary to the term sausagefest; a bar or club where the crowd is surprisingly almost exclusively female, especially when you are looking to meet men.

I heard this club brought out the hot shoegazer boys, but it's a real clambake in here.

by Dr. Matthew February 17, 2009

clambump

The often confusing bulge on some womens pants, commonly mistaken for a penis bulge.

"Yo Nick, did you see Patty on register 7?"
"Bro, idk if thats a girl or not, did you see that clambump??"

by StreetBikeTakeover June 22, 2009

Clem

Clem is the most incredible person ever. If you know Clem then you are one lucky human. They have such pretty eyes and their smile brings you so much joy and their laughter. Oh my god their laughter makes u fall in love every time you hear it. Clem is the kindest most caring person you will ever meet. Once you have them, never let them go. Loving them is like breathing. You can’t stop. They are so smart and so funny and you instantly feel so much better when they are around. You feel safe.

Never make them feel like they aren’t important. Never make them feel alone. Don’t ever leave them. You don’t know what you are giving up on.

Clem is stylish. Clem is so pretty. They are the best person that you will ever meet.

Love them the way they deserve. Which is with affection and support through their good days and their bad days. Don’t ever be a reason they struggle to love.

Literally Clem is so amazing and is so pretty.

“Wow Clem is so pretty.” Jakob gasped

“You’re a simp.” Responses Abrona

by Jakob B April 29, 2021

clements shuffle

Is the act of wiggling the pelvis to squish in your soft penis

last night i was so drunk i had to do the clements shuffle to get it in.

by braunj8840 June 24, 2011

Clement ear cake

When a woman rubs her nipples deep into your ear. It is a surprising event which you never knew you would ever enjoy.

"Dude, that bird raped my ears with her nipples!"

"No way! You just got a Clement ear cake! "

by Muttkins June 1, 2014

Clementini

Clementine but teeny

Hello there Clementini are you feeling teeny tiny? If you are feeling teeny tiny, then drink up lots of winey! The winey makes you strong, you teeny tiny girl. But if you drink too much, you are sure to hurl!

by Mistysocks August 31, 2021

Jamaican clambake

Smoking pot in the bathroom with the shower steaming hot.

When I get home I’m gonna get a nice Jamaican clambake going!

by Vtblaster December 3, 2018