christagay

When someone named Kit Holland acts gay around you.

Kit: Im going to finger your bum
Me: Christagay

by Dark Chocolat November 2, 2020

Christ (Deemed to be) University

A tyrannical empire established and existing for reasons unknown.

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when Christ (Deemed to be) University attacked.

by _abraxas_ December 15, 2020

Christcels

Niggas who concoct some bullshit crossed between Christianity and White supremacy except Yahweh takes precedence and so based non-White Christians are more important than White non-Christians

Christcels: Christianity is the White man’s religion! Also, I’d rather live in a non-White Christian Europe than a disgusting White secular one.

by Dripstein February 16, 2022

Regis Christ

A phrase you can say when you don't want to use the Lord's name in vain. First name from Regis Feldman.

Oh Regis Christ, what the hell is going on?!

by bonbonformonomon2 February 22, 2011

jesus harold christ

A saying to some one who annoys the hell out of you

Person 1 : Why should I care about watch movie we watch. Just put a movie on right fucking now!

Person 2 : Jesus Harold Christ! Shut your fucking mouth or there will be no movie

by Mr. Smart Ass September 18, 2020

Jesus H. Christ on a Bike

The Irish/UK version of Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket, this phrase is used in extreme situations of shock, surprise, annoyance, or disgust. The addition of a well placed f-bomb can, of course, up the ante considerably.

"Liverpool couldn't beat Sheffield United?! Ah, Jesus H. Christ on a Bike!!!"

Helpful chap in bathroom: "I say, it appears that your penis is dripping a rather greenish looking slime."
You: "What?! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A BIKE!!"

by Gaz Edmunds September 17, 2008

steezus christ

Purveyor of ultimate steeze,

Steezus Christ - our lord and saviour of cool

by donramono August 14, 2017