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Christofascist

Christian religious extremist. Often a person who believes in forcing a right-wing Christian agenda on the rest of the world. Also known as a 'fundamentalist' or more recently 'evangelical'.

Since many Christofascists bristle at the term 'fundamentalist' there has been a movement to get the media to refer to them as 'evangelicals.' However the term 'evangelical' is a misleading one as many Christian sects are evangelical in nature and not all evangelical Christians have such extremem views or political agendas. Christofascist is a more descriptive term for these right-wing extremists.
James Dobson's Focus on the Family is a Christofascist hate group bent on banning abortion and opressing homosexuals.
by damncutekitty January 24, 2005
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Christofascmus

A holiday powered by oil stolen from the middle east so that you can enjoy more of the spoils of war than any other select group of "chosen people".

Christofascmus indoctrinates children into materialism. Once they are addicted to products, they are merely corporate puppets on a string that will slave away to out perform the gift giving of their neighbors.

- Gorging yourself on gifts while being completely oblivious to the fact that they are just spoils of war.

- Generally, the "good kids" are the ones that have wealthier parents that are able to pillage more than others.

- The Military Industrial Complex ensures that the wealth distribution hierarchy is based on who builds the most bombs and guns to kill brown people for god. Therefore, those with the most expensive presents also tend to be the most fascist.
Gee dad, this is the best Christofascmus ever!. I really love the plastic army guys, but the BB gun assault rifle replica is the BOMB!

The holiday spirit is in the air. This is an especially extraordinary Christofascmus. People are abuzz with activities such as monopolizing land and stealing gold. Diamonds, drugs and oil, oh my!

"Oh Henry, this diamond necklace is beautiful." -wife
"Thanks honey, I hired some mercenaries in Nicaragua to enslave some miners for you!" - husband
"This is the best Christofascmus ever!" -wife
by EvilEmpire666 December 28, 2011
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Chilling With Christopher Robin

1) Literally means hanging out with the fictional character, Christopher Robin, from Winnie the Pooh.
2) Smoking Weed
"Yo John, what's up?"
"Just Chilling with christopher robin."
"Huh?"
"Smoking weed, want some?"
by Chris Robin September 14, 2008
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Christos

A big Greek guy that will fuck any girl he wants
He is nice and charming but will Greek slap the shit out of u if u piss him off. And has a dick the size mount Olympus or the size of a god
Jim:did u hear about that guy who gets all the girls to give him head and who splashed Bob
Tom:yh ik him that is Christos he is baitface still
Jim:ali he has a big ass tho
by Yeheheuee February 23, 2019
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Christophe

Really kind guy. Always funny and respects everyone. Always has the best friends! Awesome guy. Always happy !
by Bazinga2013 January 14, 2013
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Christopher

Christopher is the most caring and loving person ever. He is drop dead handsome and veryyyy romantic. Id never trade my Christopher for anything. I am following him too college and encouraging his dreams. When we get married im having his kid. I want to grow old with him. He makes my heart skip so many beats and makes me dizzy. I hope everyone finds a soul mate that is as perfect to them as my Christopher is to me. He is my best friend, boyfriend, and fiancee. Im blown away by his talents, and i always like to brag about how wonderful he is. To people it is very clear we are in love. I beat myself up inside when i hurt him, he deserves perfection.
1. What drug do you take?

I take Christopher.

2. Christopher is my lover.
by Angel912 October 16, 2011
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Christopher Street

A street in New York City's West Village which is infamous for homosexual activity. Christopher Street is home to the famous "Stonewall Inn," birthplace of the infamous Stonewall Riots. It also leads to the Christopher Street pier, which manages to make the street itself look not-so-sleazy (no small feat by any means).

On any given night you can observe various homothugs, male hustlers slinking around in doorways, black and hispanic lesbian 'thug' gangs catcalling girls, and white yuppie gays cruising around looking for action.
There's only one reason to go to Christopher Street at night. If you don't know what that is, then you probably should avoid it.
by Kato Kaelin January 16, 2009
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