chrissy breslin is a vampire

1.) a vampire desguised a lumber jacker named paul bunyan celebrity named kanye west also known as good cop not bad cop legally known as chrissy b.

2.) A girl whose phone is in her hand and she has no idea where it is and frantically searches for it.

3.) Thinks she can jump like a vampire from places that would make a midget feel tall, oh wait..she is a midget.

4.) A severely blonde girl

5.) Creepily obsessed with twilight. Mainly, Jacob..stalker..what?
by biologyreviewsession December 13, 2009
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The Chrissy Snow Syndrome

Generallt occurs only on long-running TV shows, but there are exceptions. When writers accentuate the traits of formerly likable characters in later seasons so that the characters become complete stereotypes. The eponymous Chrissy Snow (Suzanne Somers) on Three's Company was the trailblazer - she came blonder, her do became more implausible, her intelligence level plummeted, and her laugh became unbearable after season 1.
Friends was a fine show until the Chrissy Snow syndrome struck again. Monica became an anorexic, OCD shrew. Ross became a simpering buffoon. Phoebe became - eh, who cares.
by BatmanEater June 17, 2016
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Chicken a La Chrissy

A specialty chicken made by Marc.
Gee, I sure wish Marc would make Chicken a La Chrissy tonight.
by SnazzyC22 December 30, 2021
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chrissy poo

A guy that makes dirty songs and dates the ugliest girl in school.
Me: chri-
Chrissy poo:what's wrong honey cheeks, you're getting kinda freaky, i really love yo ass and i kinda wanna squeezey, you make me kinda horny baby please let me sip in easy, yo pussy so wet, it feelin kinda greasy
Uh yea

So baby calm down, I wanna go out, have some fun, drink some rum, so now we go down, in the bed, give me head, and that's the best, when you gettin kinda dirty
yuh
by Trashy Tina April 24, 2018
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Chrissy

To act in a similar way to Chris acts in the Sonic X anime
Person 1: HEY YYYYY are you out there kitty, KITTY, hey kitty! There you are kitty cat. wait don't go NOOO PLEASE.
Person 2: Dude stop acting so Chrissy.
by SneekinSnoc August 23, 2021
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Chrissy

A name that was absolutely ruined by an annoying, ear piercing, overrated song made by the same people who made the "IT'S CORN!!!!!!!!1111!!!!1!1111!!" song. Now this damn name will never be the same because of some song.
Chrissy: Hi! My name is Chrissy!
Some annoying piece of shit: CHRISSY WAKE UP?!?!?!!1!!1!?!?!?1
Chrissy: Not this again...
by ancientfantasies May 28, 2023
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