Christan

pronunciation:\chris - 'ten\

function: noun and/or verb

etymology: fem. from the word christ. godlike

A female that is practically unicorn like. Strap on a horn and bask in her presence. She is majestic and archaic. She rules for life. Men and women will fall in a sexual spell in her company. Don't be surprised if you wake up in a corn field covered in Tiffany diamonds, neatly shaved after a moon lit night with Christan.

Christaned (verb): to wake up after a night of what you thought was normal love making to be completely taken back as to what the fuck happened.

by truthispeak000ooo000 February 4, 2010

dirty christa

The act of cumming on a disc golf disc before throwing it causing a rain of semen on players.

Did u just do a dirty Christa on the back 9?

by NFly November 16, 2019

christa

Verb. Underdressing with the mind.

I christed that girl up and down.-christa as past tense.

by tyler1234557576859 January 14, 2008

Chintan

An Indian name with multiple meanings:
1. Adjective - Deep meditative Thought
2. Noun - Call center operator with Holllywood ambitions
3. Adjective - Synonym for awesome
4. Verb - To scam large corporations out of free products

Common nicknames:
1. Tanman
2. Easy C
3. Big Poppa
4. Chintonian

Often found in the same sentence as Nisha

1. I am sorry I missed your call, I was in deep chintan.

2. Hello sir, my name is Chintan, but you can call me Chris, like NCIS:LA star and former Robin actor Chris O'Donell, how may I help you today?

3a. I just spotted Will Smith coming out of a Jamba Juice, how Chintan is that!!

3b. Did you hear that Chintan and Nisha got married? How Chintan is that!

4. Did you hear how they got 4 free computers by pretending to be Chris O'Donnell? They really chintaned Dell for that one!

by ChrisO'Donnell February 7, 2010

Christathon

An annual gathering in the city of London, where participants dress like Jesus and go on a pub crawl via various religiously named bars and pubs. Nominally to raise money for charity, but in reality, to offend as many cranks as possible.

"You going on the Christathon this year?"

"Of course, I built a 9 foot Crucifix with a sound system for just that occaision!"

by Jonny_yeah April 14, 2009

Christa Webb

Always thinks with the worse of her emotions when someone does something to her. Doesnt believe in coquincidences. Seems to think that when she is told something and it doesnt happen, its told to her to just be a lie. Needs to realized she is very loved, but by a guy that is in a very difficult place. will have to say she is amazing in bed when she is on top, and her favorite song is the $5 dollar footlong song!!!!!!

Being Christa Webb is not only confusing and sometimes can be hurtful..

by Cranky, Revengeful, Lovable, e March 27, 2010

christany

gorgeous,funny, and one of the greatest people you'll ever meet christany will always be there for you she is very trustworthy and a great friend/ girlfriend to have and she got cakes for days

i love my christany

by khuff292 April 20, 2018