Chomp2K

The literal face of Canada, bigger influence than Nav and Drake. He's also average at NBA 2K.

OMG, I just met Chomp2K and leaked all over myself!

by DefinitelyNotCosmic November 12, 2021

Chirp of laziness

The background sound usually heard in Tik Tok videos of section 8 housing dwellers that neglect to replace the battery in the smoke detector.

Tyrone wasn't expecting the "chirp of laziness" to overpower his vocals in his latest gangsta rap video.

by Linusdoodle33 June 12, 2023

nut chomper

A woman who bitches at a man to the point where he feels she might start chewing on his nuts.

"Man, my girlfriend yells at me so much when she gets mad. She's a real nut chomper."

by DJ Andre October 15, 2009

el chompo

A Mexican dog that likes to bite people.

Aye! Es el chompo!

by Sky Commander Winkie August 30, 2017

butt chomper

Someone who is musty crusty and dusty that chomps butts

Omg look at that guy over there. He looks so crusty. He’s definitely a butt chomper.

by Your local suburban mom March 31, 2021

Worker's Chomp

When an employee abuses their lunch break and either uses the corporate card to pay, or takes extra time and later claims it was a business lunch.

You gotta love worker's chomp, today I was out from 11-3 while i told my boss i was meeting a client for lunch. to top it off, i paid for me and my mistress on the corporate card!

by itaub1 May 18, 2009

chirping

The process of talking large amounts of shit, towards stupid individuals.

While playing online games one may 'Chirp' towards all of the noob players.

Before, During, or After a fight, the individuals fighting will often 'Chirp' each other.

Bob: Eh look at all these kids chirping us, let's fight!

by [BA]RedBeard February 27, 2008