contortionist

the ultimate sex toy. I don't, however, know if two contortionist's could go at it, because they would probably orgasm before starting just because of the fantasy's.

Contortionist + Contortionist = Crazy monkey sex

by VA Boy August 12, 2004

contominated

All girls who have dated or been with Tom

You don't want that shit, she's been contominated

by Tom3 October 15, 2006

Choto

1.) A person of Japanese decent. Derived from the term "Choto mate kudasai" which means "Please wait a second" in Japanese.

2.) A person of asian decent, not of Japanese, but acts in a crazy manor like a Japanese person.

1.)
Look at all those chotos!
She's just a little choto

2.)
That person is taking so many pictures, must be a choto.
Look at that guy in the dinosaur costume! He's such a choto!

by DubDees April 19, 2009

contour

The worlds most sexy and beautiful car man kind has ever crafted.

Man check out that IP.II.IMI.IP in dat contour!

by Esteban March 15, 2005

Chongo

Not a friend, not a boyfriend, but someone you're having regular sexual interactions with.

'What's goin' on between you and Baz?'
'Oh he's just my cheeky chongo'
'Yeah nice one'

by chongo4lyf August 18, 2017

Contours

Contours refers to when you climb out of a swimming pool and your shorts cling to your crotch area giving a very accurate 3 dimensional impression of what your meat and 2 veg look like. Particularly embarrassing in large pools with lots of people. Can be avoided, but takes practise. Contours cannot be achieved in speedos for obvious reasons.

Bob: Hahaha look at Mike's contours! No wonder he's so shy!
Mike: Hey! That pool is cold!

Girl: SORT YOUR CONTOURS YOU PERV!

by Daveypants September 29, 2005

Chongo

What to call someone when they're questionably racist. Also used as a derogatory term in general name-calling.

Shayaan is such a chongo. Did you hear his impression of a Chinese guy?

by crustylasagna February 3, 2021