russian choker

When you cum down your girl's throat and then wrap your penis around her neck until they stop breathing

(and for fun you can fuck up the dead corpse

Bro I had to get out of sex somehow I had to hit her with a russian choker

by Friiedpickle78 November 5, 2021

knob choker

A person engaged in activities gratifying to self but ultimately useless.

The head of HR is a major knob choker.

by Smoodge the Naked August 11, 2006

Commode choker

a fat lady, a bit beyond being chubby.

did you see that commode choker jake's with tonight?

she wasn't thick she was a commode choker

by DJ JAKE da snake October 16, 2008

chuckle-choker

someone that causes an entire room of people to miss out on a funny joke, usually out of either shyness or selfishness, by solely mouthing the gem in a whisper to someone next to them. Thankfully, the "joke poacher" completely solves this tragic dilemma in a swift act of altruism by restating it audibly.

Post-laughter, it is not uncommon for middlemen like the "joke poacher" to become the target of animosity from the originator, even if said poacher gives them credit.

(Setting: Large family shopping for Rx glasses)

Femme 1: (whisper) "The best way to tell if the glasses are the wrong prescription is if Mike's head appears normal"

Joke poacher: (audibly and/or loud): "The best way to tell if the glasses are the wrong prescription is if Mike's head appears normal"

Everyone in room: AHAHAHAHAHA

Femme 1: "wtf poacher, that joke belongs to me" (tears)

Joke Poacher: "No one would have ever heard it genius, you are such a chuckle-choker"

by nonprofit_girl July 31, 2009

throat choker

A cock so damn big, it clogs up the throat and chokes the shit out of ya.

edmundson is talking funny, she must of had a throat choker this morning.

by fat meat December 13, 2004

cream choker

forcing a ladies head down on to one's penis at the moment of ejaculation.

i say mary, fancy a cream choker tonight dearest, after coronation street?

by Anonymous July 1, 2006

Rhode Island Choker

Basically a backwards donkey punch. While the guy is getting head he grabs the chick's neck and, squeezing down as hard as he can, begins to throat-fuck her until she passes out. The guy will then usually finish off with a Cleveland steamer.

Damn, I pulled the Rhode Island Choker on Suzie last night-- it was fucking amazing!

by Jon Crocker March 28, 2009