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choadloader

noun...1. person who constantly spouts queer stuff. 2. an asshole, a boss who has never done your job but claims to know how to do it better. 3. a rival sports fan.
1. Joe, don't be such a choadloader, of course this is dangerous and stupid.
2. Rich, that choadloader, told me that doing it all at once is slower than doing it one at a time.
3. Hey! We don't throw back home runs balls at "The Cell"! Go back to Clark and Addison, Choadloader!!
by mudball10 August 17, 2006
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Choadin

Someone who ditches their friends on a regular basis to "hang out" with their significant other.
Where's Dirty Darren at tonight? Probably choadin' with Jaco!!
by The Bins October 20, 2009
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choadacunt

A vagina that is wider than it is deep
Joe: Yo bro, how was fucking Judy?
Greg: Dude, she had a choadacunt. It was like trying to shove my cock into a petri dish.
by Jen Z. February 8, 2010
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Chadsmoor

A shit place in Cannock where there are loads of chavs and drunk people ... it’s fucked but it had the nisa so it’s fine
“Oi you live in chadsmoor , chav
by Themysterychav October 15, 2018
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surface choad

A hot surface on top of ones toaster oven.
Watch out! Don't leave your balls on top of the surface choad!
by Bob October 4, 2003
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team choad

Team choad is a Magical team of Genius individuals who Own all who Oppose them On Xanga.
Don't Fuck with team choad they will Pwn you like a Dirty NOOB.
by Joey April 5, 2005
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Choad

1. A short, fat cock. Must be wider than it is long.

2. Anything short and fat, like a fat kid or a Prius.
1. Dude, that guy has a freakin' choad!

2. My best friend is a choad. He's fat as hell and he's 5'2"
by AIDZ October 2, 2005
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