Chieftain

A condition in which a male is seated in a chair with his legs spread slightly apart, such that his pants are stretched tight around his crotch and the profile of his testicles, as split by the pants seam, is very visible.

Male version of 'camel toe'.

Man, you've got a huge chieftain going there!

by Crotchrocket April 15, 2009

cleft

A Northern Irish term. A cleft is essentially a yuppie arsehole, or trustfund hipster. Activities indulged in by the cleft, including the purchase of luxury cars, male grooming products and Warhol prints, may be referred to as clefty.

Christ, is that a cashmere iPod cosie? You utter cleft.

by dbspin1 December 29, 2007

ass cleft

the little tilt inward on the top of one's asshole, not to be confused with the grundle, this tight skin must be broken for full anal penetration.

i snorted coke right off that bitches cleft, then fucking ripped that shit open, and preceeded to rip her oring, wide the fuck open.

by chris/josh May 1, 2005

Cleft tit

When one's tit is larger than the other. Also known as "sloppy tit" or "awkward jugs" "breastfeeding boobies"

"Hey Eric lift your shirt and show the cleft tit.

"Your cleft tit looks like you've been breastfeeding.

"Let me slap your cleft tit like a bag of wine."

by Swaggy C da Realest October 8, 2017

Love Cleft

The act of crying about cows who got pregnant by a fat mexican and then begging for a dirty muffler

Elliott Harwood did the Love Cleft for 3 days

by fuck yo motha May 12, 2010

Viking Chieftain

The worst thing in existence

Omg its a Viking Chieftain lets watch it die to the peasant over there.

by ALEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD October 22, 2020

cleft

Adj "A way of life"

Someone whose entire lifestyle is dictated by modern and expensive trends from Music taste, fashion, friend circles right down to wear they shop for food. Frequently blogs.

Wow look at that guy in his Armani shirt and Audi TT his parents bought for him. He's a complete cleft.

Yes what a clefty bastard.

by hughesms December 28, 2007