tree chipper

A device used for turning small children into dog food.

We shoved the baby into the tree chipper and watched cans of dog food pop out.

by ananomus November 2, 2004

chipped beef on toast

1. dried beef mixed with gravy and served on toast as a breakfast entree.

2. one of more pleasant smelling variety of fart.

3. sometimes referred to as S.O.S or shit on a shingle.

I had chipped beef on toast for breakfast and my farts smelled tasty all day long!

by Herman Fowler January 13, 2003

chipped up

Wearing a piece of jewelery with lots of diamonds or stones.

Ghostface: I'm in the club with the chipped up wrist. Ugh!

Your at the bar drinkin' my piss. Ugh!

Be Easy - Fishscale

by Beardmore January 5, 2010

Chipped Tooth Cock Sucker

Someone who your not very fond of , or annoying.

Dude, that chipped tooth cock sucker wont stop calling me on a restricked number!!!

by wpgirl December 17, 2008

chivee

Chivee will bring a bomb of happiness and laughter into your life. His presence is always a must because he brings life to any place he goes. He has the most banging hair known to mankind. Girls, if you think you have nice hair.. you obviously haven't met a Chivee! He has the eyes of romance and with them he can tell you his feelings without saying a single word. His heart of gold can be taken for granted by some but he will remain loyal to those. He is warm blooded. Girls, if you need that wolf in your life get at a Chivee because you will never suffer during cold days/nights. His hands are as soft as a baby's bottom and his nails are smooth as can be. He is a master of sweets and baking treats. He is an honest lover and any girl that has a slight chance to be his girl should consider herself lucky to the bones! The time spent with him is that of a lifetime. Sorry boys but once a girl kisses the lips of Chivee, that one romantic moment you shared with her in the past is literally six feet underground. A kiss from him will replace a girls first kiss. Yes, it is that amazing of a spark! His lips share his world with you and nothing seems to matter. It could be 2012 and the world could be coming to an end but if you're kissing Chivee, everything would be out of tune from your ears and irrelevant. He makes girls fall in love with his smile and might I add he has a pretty cute booty.

I once knew a Chivee, He is unforgettable.

His hair is banging! He must be a Chivee!

by lady of blind love October 15, 2010

Chipe

to chipe - verb. to not be hungry, but still feel the need to eat. this usually occurs when one is experiencing severe boredom.
chiping - adjective.
chiper - noun. one who chipes.

1. it's 2 in the morning, there's nothing on tv, i'm chiping and there's nothing good to eat.
2. don't eat that! you don't need the calories, and besides, you're not hungry. you're chiping. you are a chiper.

by D and D. October 16, 2008

chineese torpedo

Chineese torpedo is when a couple is having sexual intercorse doggystyle and then for the hell of it the man takes out the womens arms and she goes head first divng like a torpedo ;)

Babe think fastt... (swipe) BANG!. lol u were like a chineese torpedo

by qreymackq December 25, 2009