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Chia-ho-Hollyn

A chia pet that bares a certain likeness to Hollyn Francis/es B. or banana bread.
Gary: Yo boi, you see dat crazay a$$ chia pet ova there?
Herbert: Yea man. It's a Chia-ho-Hollyn.
by ralph518 September 3, 2010
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Newberry Chia Pet

when one saves up their shit for at least two days. The have their partner were fishnet stockings, and proceed to take the most massive shit in the stockings. Thus causing the shit to string out like the hair of a chia pet
Nate,"Man i hooked up with this chick last night with fishnets."

Doc,"Yeah, did you give her the Newberry Chia Pet?"

Nate,"You know it!"
by Doc Warren July 1, 2010
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ch ch ch chia

another name for the popular toy chia pet. ch ch ch chia was said in the chia pet commercial as a catchy thing that you cant get out of your head.
boy #1: hey i bought a chia pet.
boy #2: you mean like a ch ch ch chia?
boy #1: yeah!
by owploppy9 July 25, 2011
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ch ch ch chia

by asdfghjkl;'[poi9 July 24, 2011
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A person who spontaneously decided their a Gangsta after watching a few hood movies or too much BET.
You think to yourself, "What the???? Weren't those cats wearing cowboy hats, wranglers, and belt buckles last year." Person walks up and say's "What up nigga." You reply, "Last year you called me a nigger, and now I'm your Nigga!" After person leaves you think to yourself, "I am getting tired of all these bitch ass Just add water-Chia Pet Gangstas sprouting up out of nowhere."
by MWstein November 14, 2016
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Chia Chocha

Noun

1. When a latino or mexican woman has overly thick, coarse, black hair located in her errogenous zones that grow at an exponential rate. She can have a 5 o'clock shadow on her pudenda when you start fucking her, but by the time your finished, she has a fully grown duck dynasty.

Researchers at a Boston laboratory did a study and found that women afflicted with this condition appear to grow hair in time-lapse fast motion photography that almost defies the laws of physics. The study also found that several days worth of normal human hair growth can occur in just a few short seconds.
"When our bodies pressed together, her chia chocha intertwined with my pubic hair and strangulated my balls like the vines from a haunted house."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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Chia Master

Someone who has successfully mastered the art of becoming erect after entering the female body.
The man was a chia master with that bitch!
by SpottedTampon69 January 28, 2016
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