Iron Casket

The act of shoving a iron rod up a womans vagina and then putting her in a casket to lay dead and then fucking her over the course of a week.

Come here you whore I'm going to Iron Casket you!

by KrunchyTittyMuncher October 7, 2019

duct tape casket

the act of achieving a boner then wrapping your boner in duck tape and allowing yourself to get soft.

my dad asked me for a duct tape casket today.

by ericstotle January 9, 2012

chasetarded

Adjective: Used to desribe an activity so unbelieveably stupid that the very thought of this act causes others to wish for your immediate death. Used to desribe someone so absolutley ugly that the very sight of them causes one to simultaneously cry and vomit. Sightings of chasetarded individuals may be instantly fatal to small children and pets upon visual contact.

That guy I work with is so chasetarded that the first time I laid eyes on him my body immediately evacuated itself of all fluids sending shit, blood, piss, and bile spewing from every available orifice.

by ohfuqyes October 6, 2011

Casket

A term referencing snow whites sleep in the casket, used to describe something in great condition, fresh, rejuvenated, as if it's not even a day old.

"Yo, these sneakers look out the casket!"
Guy: "Hey, are you sure you want to go clubbing tonight? I know you weren't feeling well." Girl: "Yeah, I've been sleeping for like eight hours, I'm right out the casket."

by pophaze November 4, 2014

Casket-Robber

When somone dates another person who is older then they are.

Friend: Dude how is your girlfriend? Aren't you only 18?
Guy: Yeah, she's 21!!
Friend: Dude your a fucking Casket-Robber

by CabaltheWolf June 17, 2007

Casket Blaster

Origin: Vancouver, Canada.

One who rises from the dead. Metaphorically, one who restores life to a dead environment, whether in business, school, street life, etc.

Guy #1: Yo, man, what happened? Shit was booming for us over here!

Guy #2: The dude that came in with that new silk was smart. That shit was a real Casket Blaster.

by UrbCityProphet November 8, 2009

Closed Casket

When a male ejaculates on a females eyelid and is therefore unable to OPEN them.

'Yo son, you heard what Jack did to Betty last night?'

'Na, what?'

'Homie gave her a "Closed Casket" and put that shit on World Star!'

'Wow...smh.'

by BunDem Blaze October 1, 2014