by JaketheDoge October 23, 2015
Noun - chap: act of humiliation through
(i) violence - e.g. beat (through violence), hit, strike, kick, punch, slap, stab etc.
(ii) competition - e.g. beat (through victory), piss-on
(iii) personal indiscretion - e.g. hurting oneself, crash
Noun - The Chap: The best, the Shit, the Dog's Bollocks etc.
Noun - Jackie (Chapper): person (sometimes the word Chapper is ommitted but should be included)
Noun - Reet Jackie Chapper: cool person
Explitive - "Chap!": usually used by an observer to another party's personal injury or misfortune.
Verb - to chap: to beat, as in any of the contexts of the noun.
Verb - to chap: to go, to come (non-sexual), to walk, to drive, to move or to travel in general
Verb - to chap: to throw, to give, to pass
Adjective - chapping: moving, fast
Phrase - "Chapping on by": chilling, cool cruising
(i) violence - e.g. beat (through violence), hit, strike, kick, punch, slap, stab etc.
(ii) competition - e.g. beat (through victory), piss-on
(iii) personal indiscretion - e.g. hurting oneself, crash
Noun - The Chap: The best, the Shit, the Dog's Bollocks etc.
Noun - Jackie (Chapper): person (sometimes the word Chapper is ommitted but should be included)
Noun - Reet Jackie Chapper: cool person
Explitive - "Chap!": usually used by an observer to another party's personal injury or misfortune.
Verb - to chap: to beat, as in any of the contexts of the noun.
Verb - to chap: to go, to come (non-sexual), to walk, to drive, to move or to travel in general
Verb - to chap: to throw, to give, to pass
Adjective - chapping: moving, fast
Phrase - "Chapping on by": chilling, cool cruising
Eg.
"Chap him!"
"Stop chapping me! I'm getting chapped!"
"I chapped him good and proper."
"I just chapped myself on that rake."
"It wasn't my fault - he just chapped into me!"
"That burger was the Chap!"
"Chap over here."
"Chap me that hammer."
"I had just chapped off the motorway and was chapping on by like a Reet Jackie Chapper, when some Jackie (Chapper) nearly chapped into me. I swerved and chapped the lamp-post and chapped myself on the steering wheel."
"Ha ha! Chap!"
"Chap him!"
"Stop chapping me! I'm getting chapped!"
"I chapped him good and proper."
"I just chapped myself on that rake."
"It wasn't my fault - he just chapped into me!"
"That burger was the Chap!"
"Chap over here."
"Chap me that hammer."
"I had just chapped off the motorway and was chapping on by like a Reet Jackie Chapper, when some Jackie (Chapper) nearly chapped into me. I swerved and chapped the lamp-post and chapped myself on the steering wheel."
"Ha ha! Chap!"
by Gruff April 9, 2008
1. When a man over excels he can be described/known as a 'chap'.
2. When a man under excels, he can also be described/known as a 'chap'.
2. When a man under excels, he can also be described/known as a 'chap'.
1. "You fucked that really hot chick from work....chap!"
2. "You fucked that mangy, skunk-pussy, shit-cunt homeless women...bareback...chap!"
2. "You fucked that mangy, skunk-pussy, shit-cunt homeless women...bareback...chap!"
by Chapsly Bernard December 22, 2005
by Valeroy December 25, 2004
Guy#1 : Dude look at her!
Guy#2 : What's wrong with her?
Guy#1 : She's got a Chapped Walrus!
Guy#2 : Ewww that's gross she probably has ebola or something.
Guy#2 : What's wrong with her?
Guy#1 : She's got a Chapped Walrus!
Guy#2 : Ewww that's gross she probably has ebola or something.
by leopoldoYjose_FromSpanishClass February 22, 2015
Carl needed to rub one out but found his jar of bacon grease empty. So he grabbed a tube of chapstick and buttered up his cock and balls and nutted to a Chap Fap.
by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017