Bronze Celery

Bronze Celery Is a mid editor

Pami is a better editor then Bronze Celery

by Bronzecelery July 27, 2021

Celery service

When a man brings you celery in bed while wearing only suspenders and clown shoes.

For ranch; see. Dirty celery service

Do you have celery service?
Yes! I love bringing celery service!

by RealOBRav August 22, 2016

Celery-whack

1) To whack one’s sex partner on the upper or lower back or buttocks with a number of celery during intercourse. Purchase a bunch of celery, ideally this should consist of of 8-9 medium ribbed stalks weighing c 1 pound (any less and the weight isn’t sufficient to have desired impact, any more and you’re likely to be catching a gbh rap). Place on bed side table within reach of your/partners strong arm. Shortly after entering from behind grab said celery and simply whack across desired body part. 2) Replace said celery with multiple cocks during a multi- partner sex session. Most likely to be encountered at orgies/swingers parties/catholic schools

Chap: that girl is so hot I would love to celery-whack her arse.

Girl to friends : I met my boyfriends friends last night and can not stop thinking about them getting together and celery-whacking my face until I pass out

by Dick-shunry March 3, 2023

celery eater

to be a fan of leafy sticks is to be a fan of sticks in general.

I've been so gay lately, it's almost like a celery could come handy. I am such a celery eater.

by juicejuicebeatle May 12, 2020

Celery Street

Like sesame street, but with celery.

Man, that show sure is unstoppable since they changed it to Celery Street. Yes!

by csbird May 9, 2011

Celery

Common slang for girls for referring to even they are on their period.

“Sis I be eating celery, got anything?”

by {[Amelia}] June 9, 2022

Celery Feltching

The act of sticking a celery stick up your partner's anus after ejaculating in said anus, and collecting the 'poo-naise' on the celery stick to enjoy as a healthy snack.

Jim, you absolute celery feltcher! insult

Morgan, have you tried the latest craze of celery feltching? It's the new healthy way to enjoy 'poo-naise'! question

by TheCeleryFeltcher April 3, 2024