Capital One

A banking company that is nosy as hell because it wants to know what’s in your wallet 24/7.

TV Advertisement: Capital One be like, “What’s in your wallet?”
Viewer: I ain’t telling you! I mean come on bitch that’s my business!

by Cray Cray J April 2, 2019

Vulture capitalist

Someone who is trying to buy a company when the company has gone bust, or is expected to (called a vulture because the company is dead or dying).

The vulture capitalists had been circling the company for some time, waiting for it to call in the administrators.

by cleverclog November 13, 2009

Campion

A champion at camping. Thrives during the summer months.

You wrestled a bear while backpacking in Yosemite?? You're a fucking CAMPION, dude.

by Deagenator July 1, 2008

capital

In economics, (1) Materials or equipment used to produce goods (e.g., tools, parts, inventory, buildings, fixtures, hours of training); or (2) money that is used in a business venture. Capital is created by saving, rather than consuming, economic output. Over time, saving accumulates into capital; it also depreciates.

The total amount of capital in an economy is very important in determining total output.

by abu yahya September 29, 2008

Capcom

A Japanese video game company. Known for classic titles such as Mega Man, Street Fighter, and Resident Evil. You know... Capcom is a lot like Elvis. Awesome and revolutionary in its younger years... but then it got old and fat and lazy and is eventually gonna die in the crapper. Also has plenty of impersonators.
*cough*SNK*cough*

Capcom sure did make some awesome games... still does every once in a while...

by DrZaius July 4, 2004

cacioppo time

A common situation occurring when plans are made between you and your friends, and you are stuck waiting on that one specific person. The person is then claimed to be using a schedule plan titled 'cacioppo time'.

i.e. If you make plans to go to the mall at 1PM, and everybody is ready to go and there's still that one person who hasn't even taken a shower due to the deliciousness of his mom's porchetta.

Cowan (calls Matt): 'Please enjoy your music while your party answers the phone' "Party rock is in the hoooooouse toniiiight. Everybody just have a good ti-"
MC: Yo
Cowan: Matt it's 1:00 where are you?
MC: Yeah I'm bout to get in the shower now and then I'll be ready in like 20 minutes.

(5 hours later)

Stru (calls Matt): 'Please enjoy your music while your party answers the phone' "Party rock is in the hoooooouse toniiiight. Everybody just have a good ti-"
MC: Yo
Stru: Matt wtf it's 6:00 where are you?
MC: Yeah I just got out the shower I gotta get dressed and then eat some stuffed shells and then I'll be at your house.

(Repeat countless amount of times until day is over)

This is a common example of Cacioppo time.

by DavidGuglietta77 December 19, 2011

Capicuck

A person cucked by capitalism larping as a communist to cope with their participation and contributions to a capitalist system they detest and deride without actually undertaking any actions to bring about the communist revolution.

Such a person vehemently advocates for a communist society whilst living in a capitalist one and enjoying the benefits it provides. They suffer from severe cognitive dissonance between their actions and their beliefs.

This leads to them to attack others out of guilt for their own actions as a coping mechanism. They will aggressively project their own "failures" onto others to affirm their self image of virtuous superiority.

Person A: Platov spent the entire evening screeching at us again about how great communism is and why capitalists are to blame for all the problems of the world.

Person B: Dude.. he's such a Capicuck. I wish he would shut up already, or go do something about it.

by NikoNeko February 3, 2022