After an invigorating session of felatio, Susan grabbed my yogurt canon and aimed it at her creamy white tits, where upon I spewed a generous quantity of my man juice, to her delight.
by Magnesium Beaver September 24, 2005
Canon is that one whiteboy your ex gets with who is in all ways a downgrade from your spectacular ass
by I_Fucked_Ur_Mum___ July 17, 2018
It is rare to come across one, but recently we were all proven that it exists. Canonically hot is when a character is officially hot, as told by the creator or in other official sources that have not been corrected statements later on. When this is confirmed, it is likely true in real life as well.
The particular reason that this definition was created was because Nintendo of America president Reggie Fils-Aimé said himself, that Breath of the Wild's main character Link was hot.
The particular reason that this definition was created was because Nintendo of America president Reggie Fils-Aimé said himself, that Breath of the Wild's main character Link was hot.
by Starfondler April 11, 2018
Poop • canon
|noun| the propulsion of a piece of solid feces by flatulence
|adjective| an individual who constantly complains about their problems
|noun| the propulsion of a piece of solid feces by flatulence
|adjective| an individual who constantly complains about their problems
Noun: “Bro the other day, I had a poop canon and I almost broke the bowl of the toilet”
Adjective: “ok first of all you are being a total poop canon now, I don’t wanna hear about your problems.”
Adjective: “ok first of all you are being a total poop canon now, I don’t wanna hear about your problems.”
by Arkayess November 17, 2018
A character in a film which has been developed from different source material i.e. film or comic, who is killed off far too easily or has their character so dramatically changed that they bear little or no resembleance to the original characterisation
Man 1: Dude did you see the Wolverine film yet?
Man 2: Yeah, was brilliant, shame about Deadpool though.
Man 1: Yeah he total canon fodder.
Man 2: Yeah, was brilliant, shame about Deadpool though.
Man 1: Yeah he total canon fodder.
by deejaydoubleyou May 10, 2009
by Patrick Block April 10, 2006
Person 1: Is the couple in that series you're watching canon?
Person 2: Sadly no, it's still semi-canon.
Person 2: Sadly no, it's still semi-canon.
by snowfairy65 July 26, 2017