what can i do you for

A phrase used by people with so little going on in their lives they resort to word play to be interesting or funny. Traditionally taken to mean; 'What can I do for you?'

Barman 'What can I do you for?'
Customer 'Top banter mate, I'll have a whisky neat'

by Jack Proteus May 18, 2016

i can't do it anymore

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"i can't do it anymore" - me
"me either" - you

by help me help me help me May 24, 2023

So, can we do whatever we want now?

Talking to the Jews of UrbanDictionary.

Also, why did they delete my handle…I wonder?

So, can we do whatever we want now?

by Death Menace April 10, 2022

what can brown do for you?

Disgusting slogan for a crappy-ass parcel service.Believe me, brown cant do NUTHIN for me!

"Apparently, they can fuck up my address when I order something online...fuck brown!

by Nastina August 31, 2005

you can't do that

a statement used before the classic;
THIS DICK!, or DIS DICK!

'excuse me, you can't do that'
'do what?'
'THIS DICK!'

by breet, October 20, 2008

can you do some research for me please

when you try to say something and your voice cracks

Korey: Hello ElLLis-- *starts laughing* Can yOu dO SOmE rESEArCh fOR ME PLeAsE?

by opalescqnt December 8, 2018

can you do my homework for me

no

DO YOUR HOMEWORK can you do my homework for me

by i w a n t t o d i e December 13, 2017