Jew Calendar

A calander the Jews use by filling in all the days that various establishments are giving something away for free or at an extremely reduced price.

Before we go out let me check my Jew calendar and see if we can get a free or cheap meal.

by Juls309 March 16, 2015

calen

calen is an athletic guy who is typically tall and thicc. they are a pussy magnet. They are smart but hide it with their amazingly good looks. And a Calen Martin dick is so so big, it is most likely known as a cockzilla!

women love calen

most men are jealous of calen

by LilTayWasHere March 31, 2019

Carlena

One of the variations of Carla and Carlene. (Both Old German) Means "free man."

Carlena is a uncommon surname.

by Danocon June 10, 2011

Caleagh

Caleagh, pronounced Kay-lee. meaning of the name is SLENDER.

Most Caleagh's are wicked smart, funny and very witty. They have a charm about them , and their natural beauty make them a catch. Be careful though they are stubborn as a mule, and can be sometimes their way or the high way. But are easy to please.

Caleagh's red hair is so pretty, I wish I looked like her.

by HortonHearsAWho696969696 March 12, 2009

caleia

Caleia is a beautiful young women . Her name defines her . Beautiful, Unique and one of a kind . Everybody wants to be her. Caleia can have a bit of an attitude at times but on the inside she is an extremely beautiful person . Any guy would be lucky to have her in their lives. If you are one of the lucky guys that gets to make her yours , then keep her close and never let go . If people start to put shame on her stand up for her because that’s what she knows counts . Caleia is also a very sexy girl . She has that sway that keeps the drama away . She is a great kisser and will always be remembered by all . Caleia is a true friend and will always have your back . Caleia is the kind of person that you should keep as a close friend for forever . Some how she is good at everything . She is full of success but likes to have lots of fun. Caleia overall is a forever keeper and a mesmerizing person on the inside and out !

“Damn have you seen that girl , Caleia ?”

“Yeah, I’m going to make her mine”

by @Her100%mans October 16, 2018

Calendar Chess

Planning an event with several other people around each of their schedules. This often turns into a gigantic clusterfuck, just like a game of chess for most people.

Person 1: well I can't go on the 19th through 23rd or the 25th, 26th or 29th
Person 2: I can't do it on the 27th
Person 3: I can only go on the 30th
Person 4: fuck off, I'm going alone
Person 5: gosh that's one fucked up game of calendar chess

by InFormationForAttack April 23, 2011

caleat dust

the dirt in the cracks of an old wooden floor.

the old building smells of caleat dust.

by messy bun October 20, 2017