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calm like cow

an expression of inner calm as personified by a cow lazin' in a field just chewin' the cud.
"not stressed like weasel
bredda be calm like cow"
by peckham for the peckish June 22, 2009
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calm down

What a large number of people that write definitions on this website need to do.
-Insert racist/stereotyping/biggoted/angry definition-

"Calm down, go take a lie down somewhere".
by Cider Scorpion April 6, 2007
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calm down

The term "calm down" is usually addressed to people who don't need to calm down at all, which makes it more funny.
person 1: heyy, whatsup?
person 2: oh myy goddd calm downn!
person 1: what the fuck? im calm!!
by allie amy and lauren April 11, 2008
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Keep Calm and Carry On

The Ministry of Information was formed by the British Government to be in charge of publicity and propaganda during World War Two. In 1939, after the outbreak of War, the Ministry of Information was appointed by the Government to design a number of posters to boost public morale.

The posters required a bold backround, to be similar in style and feature the crown of King George VI along with a simple yet effective font. The first two posters read ''Your Courage, Your Cheerfulness, Your Resolution, will Bring Us Victory'' and ''Freedom is in Peril. Defend it with all your Might'' and were produced by His Majest's Stationary Office (HMSO).

The final poster of the set simply read ''Keep Calm and Carry On''. The plan for this one was to hold it in reserve and issue it only if Germany invaded Britain. As this never happend, it was only ever seen on a few office walls and never public.

It is thougt that almost all of the Keep Calm and Carry On posters were destroyed at the end of the War in 1945. However nearly 60 years later, Stuart Manley, a bookseller from Barter Books rediscovered one amongst a box of dusty old books.

More recently a hoard of over 100 original posters were found in an old printers workshop and were put up for auction.

Sadly no record remains of the unknown Ciril Servent who designed the quintessentially British Keep Calm and Carry On poster.
A: Germany invaded Britain. I'm scared!
B: Keep Calm and Carry On.
by norman.Bates December 9, 2012
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Calm down, Nancy!

used to tell people that they are overreacting or over excited. Nancy refers to anyone who does these things. Also used to make people mad.
"If you don't clean your room right now, I'm gonna kill you!"

"Alright, jeez, I'm going- Calm down, Nancy!"
by alex3456 January 11, 2008
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Calm yo beard

The phrase one uses when someone needs to calm the fuck down. After being told this, the persons life will take a turn for the better and they will gain a new outlook on life.
Person 1: oh my god I'm so worried about my test it defines my future..wah wah bitch bitch.

Person 2: bitch calm yo beard!!!

Person 1: wow I have a new outlook on life..
by Beeeeeeerd January 15, 2009
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calm your titties

A phrase used similarly to "take a chill pill"
Nico, calm your titties. You're making me angry.
by thehumandictionary1234 February 11, 2014
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