caker

a guy who incessantly cheeses on girls, showering them with attention, compliments and, in extreme cases, gifts. Most cakers are guys who could not hook up without engaging in said activities, and even then it's somewhat of a struggle.

Additionally, cakers tend not to be particularly discriminatory in the looks department (i.e., their caking is not exclusive to attractive females).

Also note that many cakers believe that they are studs, but they're really just every girl's platonic friend because he kisses their asses.

"Damn, did you see Nick at that party tonight? He told like every girl there she was pretty. What a caker!"

by MSR27 April 14, 2006

Cakey

A positive response to someone's behaviour, appearance or experience.

'She looks well cakey'

by Cream Tea August 7, 2011

Camery

A usually blonde girl who is a straight A student, best nickname giver, awesome surfer, and overall best person you will ever meet... ever

Did you see that Camery? She is so cool!

by katheykins July 3, 2011

Caker

A person who does not wipe their rectum with extremities such as toilet paper or hands after excreting stool. The term comes from the build-up of feces in and around the rectum, resulting in a "cake-like" texture.

"I don't wipe my ass after I shit."
"Oh, fellow caker!"

by ariesmod January 20, 2018

caker broad

a broad with blond hair

There's only two types of girls in the world; broads and caker broads

by Miles Cabezas April 4, 2009

caker

Some one who fakes being country. Is from a democratic state and claims that growing up 15 minutes away from a city is "the country life" will intentionally change words like "creek" to "crick" to sound more country.

Nathan: I'm from Washington state, I'm a country redneck

Billy: No you aren't, you're a caker!

by The Brown man March 29, 2017

Ish-cakely

The most indecisive word in the English language. Meaning possibly, maybe, yesish, no-uh, ahh, hmm, idk, and idc all at once.

I think ish-cakely about the whole situation. Ask me again later.

by ppz October 23, 2009