caillou

a little fucking bitch who whines and cries all the damn time. he’s so stupid that even 4 year old me hated him, i must have been a genius kid for seeing what a dumb fuck he is. he’s a little bald bitch because he doesn’t deserve hair. anything he does he fucks up, the little shit. even in his FUCKING INTRO HE CRIES FIR NO GOD DAMN REASON. HES OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW HE DID SOMETHING WRONG. his parents aren’t any fucking better, he can do literally anything and his parents just say “oh no that was bad do better next time we love you and you can have whatever you want from the toy store :)” NO HE DOESN’T DESERVE THAT SHIT HE WAS BEING A BRAT. DAMN WHY CAN’T YOU BE GOOD PARENTS FIR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE.

“hide the kids honey, caillou is on tv”

by fhlowr December 8, 2018

caillou

lots of people believe Caillou cancer, but sadly that is not the case. Caillou is cancer.

My brother: "Let's watch Caillou!"
Me: "What the FUCK did you just say"

by CaillouIsADick June 13, 2018

caileigh

Caileigh is fierce. She is not afraid of anything or anyone and she'll do anything for her friends. She has a way of slowly charming her victims. Caileigh does her own thing and is never a follower. She is protective of anyone close to her. She usually is good a keeping calm but when someone pushes her buttons she will go off. Caileigh is not fancy or a girly girl she's happy with simple pizza dinner.

Caileigh is so down to earth and she so cute, but im not sure if i really like her.

by Jhon Pickledic December 28, 2017

caisoon

A large posse or group of wreckless metrosexuals or jocks. Caisoons are generally found in college pubs and bars looking to prove their maculinity by consuming copius amounts of liquor and narcotics. Caisoons are prone to losing in fist fights and will almost always plot a fruitless revenge at the local fast food establishment afterwards.

"It was one of those guys in that caisoon over there that spilled his drink on me last time. Thats why he has that black eye"

by Segzy September 4, 2008

Caitley

An amazing girl who has the heart of a lion and the determination of a honey badger. She often gets hurt, but she gets back up again and keeps going. Everyone loves her, but yet she isn't satisfied. Very bottled up.

Person 1: Do you understand that girl?
Person 2: I don't know if I'll ever understand Caitley.

by Whydoyoulikefertile? August 22, 2011

Caillou

A cringe ass bald bitch fucker

James: who’s a cringe ass bald bitch fucker?
Karen: caillou of course, now stfu and sign the divorce sheets

by Wet garlic bread August 20, 2019

Caillou

A show about a bitchy kid that whenever he doesn't get what he wants he starts crying and that fucking annoying. And if you didn't notice he looks like a dinosaur

Son: I WANNA WATCH CAILLOUUUU!!!!

Mom: Egg head what!

by Caillou the dinosaur June 15, 2018