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cucumber wire boat

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General referential slang for cannabis, harvesting and transporting cannabis, the act of purchasing cannabis, the act of smoking cannabis, or even attempts to remember events after being intoxicated by cannabis.

Also, a test of memory.

Origin: The movie "Super High Me" contains a scene in which Doug Benson is given a small memory test- asked to remember and repeat the words "boat" "cucumber" and "wire". Later in the movie Benson comically says "Cucumber wire boat" after purchasing cannabis.
"Can i get a gram of... cucumber wire boat."

"What did you do last weekend?" "Well, cucumber wire boat."

"Woah, wait, what's going on?" "Cucumber wire boat."
by ?0~ October 17, 2008
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cucumber cucumber cock

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A commonly forgotten elicit teenage sex game. The homoerotic equivalent of Duck Duck Goose; it involves one erect cock and several other steamed cucumbers. The player (gender is personal preference) must be blindfolded and tries to call out the cock among the cucumbers. Note: Alcohol consumption can either make this game good fun or a complete disaster.
Mom: Son! Did you play Duck Duck Goose today at daycare?!
Child (with a look of shame and anxiousness): No... we played Cucumber Cucumber Cock...
by supplecheeks June 9, 2007
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cucumber burp

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A burp that leaves a rancid rotten cucumber taste in ones mouth and a foul petrid smell, in rare cases can be followed by cucumber gas and a slight green pigment in the skin but only in rare cases.
Can be cause by a reoccuring chilhood trauma or just an allergic reaction to cucumbers, Or any related cucumber foods or thoughts.
Can also be used to describe any foul tasting and smelling burp.

Only one known case has been documented about someone suffering from this, however it was ruled that the condition was more mental disorder then physical allergy.

Can be used to tell someone they haven't let go of the past and its starting to sicken everything around them
the drunk next to me burped and its smelled like a cucumber burp.

your relationship smells like a cucumber burp
by roman331 October 14, 2009
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Cucumber Keepaway

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The game of teasingly denying and then fisting one's lesbian lover with a cucumber.
I could watch Megan Fox and Kate Beckinsale play Cucumber Keepaway all night long!
by Infinity Plus One November 4, 2009
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Cucumber bin

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Kelley makes sure to fill her cucumber bin on a daily basis.
by awkwardhi May 31, 2016
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When you are caught completely off guard by an object that is out of place and you instinctively jump back, like when a cat sees a cucumber on the floor and jumps straight up.
'Dude, I was rushing to class today and when I turned the corner I ran up on a vacuum cleaner next to the wall. I thought it was a Dalek about to 'TERMINATE!'

'Dude, that was a real cucumber moment.'
by Moreorlesswasted December 16, 2016
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the name given when you cum but it’s a green colour and has the texture of the juicy part of a cucumber. Often comes randomly but goes within 3-4 minutes.
Babe what is that??

Chill b it’s just cucumber cum, gimme a few mins it’ll go.
by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022
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