Crowing

Stalking on social media / internet for info on somebody

Stop crowing on that girl

by r0Ot3d April 3, 2025

Ass Crowning

Sticking your head up a huge anal cavity (Scouse)

Do you want to be my Queen, if so I need to be a king so bend over bitch I'm gonna do some Ass Crowning tonight baby.

by Haruspex wow August 10, 2018

Coffee Crowning

The feeling of having to poop so bad that it feels like it’s poking out of one’s butt.

I’m not going to make it, I’m coffee crowning!

by anonymous June 16, 2022

Anglia Crowning

When a company continues to operate, despite being obviously insolvent and run by donkeys and employing a majority of staff members that struggle with the most basic of English language tasks. Often run by Swedish venture capitalists that sound vaguely like a product range in IKEA

Are they still running, Dave?
Yep, they are Chris. They're Anglia Crowning.

How come they are still managing to operate, they've been doing nothing for weeks!
Anglia Crowning. Just pure crowning.

by FuzzCumber November 5, 2025

the baby's crowning

the baby's crowing: the feeling that you're about to shit your pants because you can't reach a toilet in time.

Whoever's in the bathroom, get the hell out. The baby's crowning.

by TooSick4U January 12, 2013