When people use this term they are demanding you fart on their right thigh only. If left, they might contract pneumonia and die, when people use the term "Crim?" or "Hop on crim" they are down bad for this act of severe farting on their skin.
by Dictionary (REAL NOT FAKE PLS) June 11, 2021
Get the Crim mug.
Get the Crim mug.Yma o hyd , Yma o hyd (We are still here, we are still here)
I hear the voices singing. Speed your journey, bois bach, good heavens
One nation, singing with one voice, a song of hope, a song of courage.
A victory song that floats through the valleys, like a red mist, rolls over the mountain tops, like crimson thunder.
A red storm is coming to the gates of Qatar.
It crackles, with the spirit of ‘58 and Jimmy Murphy’s boys. It turns the pages of the history books and finds Rob’s page, waiting, still to be written. Rob Page is the coach
What would you write in there, boys? Dare you write your names on that page? We haven’t waited 64 years and come half way around the world to be troubled by a neighbour from back home.
When the English coming knock on our door, let‘s give them some sugar, boys, let’s give them some Welsh sugar. They’ve always said we are too small, we are too slow, we are too weak, too full of fear. But yma o hyd (‘Still here’, the title of a famous Welsh nationalistic folk song), you sons of Speed, and they fall around us.
We are still here.
I hear the voices singing. Speed your journey, bois bach, good heavens
One nation, singing with one voice, a song of hope, a song of courage.
A victory song that floats through the valleys, like a red mist, rolls over the mountain tops, like crimson thunder.
A red storm is coming to the gates of Qatar.
It crackles, with the spirit of ‘58 and Jimmy Murphy’s boys. It turns the pages of the history books and finds Rob’s page, waiting, still to be written. Rob Page is the coach
What would you write in there, boys? Dare you write your names on that page? We haven’t waited 64 years and come half way around the world to be troubled by a neighbour from back home.
When the English coming knock on our door, let‘s give them some sugar, boys, let’s give them some Welsh sugar. They’ve always said we are too small, we are too slow, we are too weak, too full of fear. But yma o hyd (‘Still here’, the title of a famous Welsh nationalistic folk song), you sons of Speed, and they fall around us.
We are still here.
by xdr5t3evq3q April 22, 2025
Get the crim mug.The nickname for the football team at Harvard University. The Crim which is short for the school's team name the Crimson, and 1-1 for the year that's coming up.
by Crim4life March 13, 2011
Get the Crim-1-1 mug.(noun, usually a person or moment, sometimes a compliment, often an insult)
Definition:
This is the full form. A Crim Jork is someone who thinks he’s got it all figured out — money, game, respect — but really he’s just riding vibes and luck. Sometimes delusional. Sometimes brilliant. Always polarizing. The kind of guy who will talk down to a cop while holding a blunt and somehow win the argument.
It’s also a term for a moment so wild, so chaotic, that it transcends reason.
Examples:
“Dude just lied to three girls at the bar, made out with all of them, then spilled beer on himself and said it was cologne. crim jork behavior.”
“That was a crim jork play if I’ve ever seen one. We charged him $700 for a plug-in install and he said thank you.”
“He’s a fucking crim jork — and I love him for it.”
HOW TO SPOT A CRIM JORK
Speaks confidently about things he learned 12 minutes ago
Casually throws around “business terms” while vaping
Has $300 in cash and a $1,500 iPhone but no car
Probably thinks his girl is ride-or-die but she’s just enabling his downfall
Might win the lottery and lose it all in a custom vape NFT rug pull
Definition:
This is the full form. A Crim Jork is someone who thinks he’s got it all figured out — money, game, respect — but really he’s just riding vibes and luck. Sometimes delusional. Sometimes brilliant. Always polarizing. The kind of guy who will talk down to a cop while holding a blunt and somehow win the argument.
It’s also a term for a moment so wild, so chaotic, that it transcends reason.
Examples:
“Dude just lied to three girls at the bar, made out with all of them, then spilled beer on himself and said it was cologne. crim jork behavior.”
“That was a crim jork play if I’ve ever seen one. We charged him $700 for a plug-in install and he said thank you.”
“He’s a fucking crim jork — and I love him for it.”
HOW TO SPOT A CRIM JORK
Speaks confidently about things he learned 12 minutes ago
Casually throws around “business terms” while vaping
Has $300 in cash and a $1,500 iPhone but no car
Probably thinks his girl is ride-or-die but she’s just enabling his downfall
Might win the lottery and lose it all in a custom vape NFT rug pull
“Dude just lied to three girls at the bar, made out with all of them, then spilled beer on himself and said it was cologne. Crim Jork behavior.”
“That was a Crim Jork play if I’ve ever seen one. We charged him $700 for a plug-in install and he said thank you.”
“He’s a fucking crim jork — and I love him for it.”
COMBINED PHRASES
“Crim the Jork” – to push something to its most ridiculous success
“Jork of the Crim” – someone who acts chaotic in service of a bigger scheme
“Crim-Jork spiral” – when two people enable each other’s bad ideas into a perfect storm of degeneracy
“That’s not just jorkin’, that’s Crim Jorkin’” – moment so insane it can’t be topped
VERBAL STRUCTURE / USAGE
“Hit a crim” = pulled off a move that’s chaotic-good or chaotic-neutral
“Massive jork” = big win, unexpected flex, dumb genius moment
“Head Crim” = head of the table, shot caller, delusional mastermind
“Full jork mode” = no thoughts, only action
“Crimmed it” = achieved something through obscure and questionable methods
“Jorked out” = exhausted or overstimulated from high-risk behavior
“Crim energy” = bold, scummy, hot-headed confidence
“That was a Crim Jork play if I’ve ever seen one. We charged him $700 for a plug-in install and he said thank you.”
“He’s a fucking crim jork — and I love him for it.”
COMBINED PHRASES
“Crim the Jork” – to push something to its most ridiculous success
“Jork of the Crim” – someone who acts chaotic in service of a bigger scheme
“Crim-Jork spiral” – when two people enable each other’s bad ideas into a perfect storm of degeneracy
“That’s not just jorkin’, that’s Crim Jorkin’” – moment so insane it can’t be topped
VERBAL STRUCTURE / USAGE
“Hit a crim” = pulled off a move that’s chaotic-good or chaotic-neutral
“Massive jork” = big win, unexpected flex, dumb genius moment
“Head Crim” = head of the table, shot caller, delusional mastermind
“Full jork mode” = no thoughts, only action
“Crimmed it” = achieved something through obscure and questionable methods
“Jorked out” = exhausted or overstimulated from high-risk behavior
“Crim energy” = bold, scummy, hot-headed confidence
by The Crim Jorks June 6, 2025
Get the Crim Jork mug.A verb describing the use of a spoon, probably sharpened, to stab a human in the anus. This is used is prisons in Australia, as the spoon is the only metal in the prison system.
by LanuageGod April 21, 2019
Get the Crim-shank mug.