A most joyous of creatures, the pinicle of
God's work, a great monument of triumph to both
milk and beef alike. Cows are capable of producing a most soothing "moo" sound (and rather the large amount of methane gas from their rear ends) cows are in my mind and the minds of the vast majority of sentient beings in our fair universe believe that
God's grandest creation was not
man, nor was it pigs nor sheep nor horses (please excuse the pun) neigh, they are the cows
In the
name of the fillet, the rump and the holy
milk, we praise our Lord cow,
Amen