cockledew'

She's such a slut , she'll fuck anything.(ANY COCK WILL DO.)

(1st. person in convo): Man when the bar was about to close, Jessica was all up on everyone's nuts, even up on the retarded guy there with his pops.

(2nd in convo):Hella bro, when Jessica drinks she has no self control, she's a straight cockledew'.

by the anonymous conundrum December 27, 2007

Cocklesnot

a child, usually younger, refers to children as they often have snotty noses, often said to young people who think there grown up

you think you can outdrink me?, your still a cocklesnot

by j rainz January 9, 2008

cocklinger

one who lets their cock dangle freely in public, or in the company of others.

That guy is a complete cocklinger!

by the kps October 19, 2008

Cocklipse

kok-klips short form of Cock-Eclipse

Temporarily blindness from accidentally seeing another mans Penis.

Paul: "Phil whipped out his junk in the middle of the party. I couldn't avoid the cocklipse."

Murk: "That still makes you gay!"

by lancetightpants November 13, 2011

COKL

Choking on kazoo laughing. An expression used when you’re laughing so hard that you accidentally start choking on your kazoo.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m COKL!!!

COKL LOL

by ChikinTheThird February 22, 2020

cockleshnuff

Used with little children, to make them think its a bad word

You"re such a cockleshnuff!

by alishba April 30, 2020

Chookle

When you chuckle so bad you start choking.

The joke made me chookle. -Alex

by TenMystify April 11, 2022