Mango Chutney

It is the vaginal fluid that drips out after a lesbian couple has performed oral pleasure on each other at the same time while eating mangos (aka lesbo 69). It is a milky fluid made up of saliva, the existing fluid in the vagina, and chunks of mango. The vagina tastes like mango and usually bits of mango get stuck inside the vagina. If you know a lesbian, ask her to save some next time she's headin south. It goes great on burritos.

"Mmm that bitch got me loads of that mango chutney and it was delicious. Don't be afraid of the chutney bro."

by King Alex February 22, 2008

chutney ferret

an unscrupulous fellow(usually identified as having a curious limp) who is rather partial to batting for the other side.. it is not in the spirit of the game!

Ian Mckenzie is a chutney ferret

by THE ALMIGHTY HEAD May 28, 2003

Chutney crotch

someone with red or orange pubic hair

i heard she's a chutney crotch.

by stoney2007 September 9, 2005

chutney lobster

When messy anal beads are pulled out and have two massive lumps of feces on the end resembling a dripping chutney smothered lobster

Rupert was quite appalled at turning Mary on with anal beads when he pulled out a chutney lobster

by Loopydave October 18, 2018

chutney lover

a person or persons who loves the dirty brown eye

i walked by the man and could immediately tell he was a chutney lover by the color on his upper lip

by LJ.Diamond August 8, 2008

PLUM CHUTNEY

A mans leavings, after having achieved personal nirvana

After a pleasant evening at the drive in, stacey was pleased to rediscover stephens plum chutney on the back seat of her ford focus.

by barrington May 9, 2006

Chutney Ferret

Homosexual young man

I say young Jed stay away from me, I don't like pooh box pinball you Chutney Ferret.

by Fradley lad November 7, 2017